Carlton 

A small shitty town in north-eastern Minnesota. Carlton is nestled near Jay Cooke State Park and the Duluth/Superior metro (if one dares to call it that)area. Carlton resides in Carlton County. Well known for it's undereducated and pervasive police force--Carlton County Sheriffs Department. Over time it has developed the monicker "Hazard County of the North", a direct refference to the television series "Dukes of Hazard".

Origanally a railroad town, Carlton is now mostly a place where old people go to die and the young wish they were old. There is absolutley nothing redeamable about this town; you can't even eat the fish in the St. Louis River.

random urbanite observer: "Is that kid on drugs? I mean he reeealy looks fucked up."

duluthian: "Oh yah, that kid. He's ah from Carlton dontcha know."

random urbanite observer: "Really!?"

duluthian: "you-betcha"

Carlton by hydromatt August 8, 2007

carlosed at the table

To accidently cum in public, basically, comes from the hangover, from the quote, "Not at the table carlos!"

Jeremy carlosed at the table in english class!

carlosed at the table by CARLOS!!!!!! August 28, 2010

dirty carlton 

The Dirty CarltonSex God of The TBRG has a huge dripping penis of immense girth. Dances whilst coming all over the place.

Dirty Carlton jizzed all over my tits again

dirty carlton by Mr Big C May 7, 2019

Carlton 

The Greatest AFL Team of all time...

Winner of 16 premierships and another one is coming soon..

Nicknamed the blues, Carlton are one of the rising teams in this years competition.

'How bloody good were Carlton last night?'

'Yeah they owned them scumbags from Collingwood?'

Carlton by devoindahouse April 16, 2009

Carlton 

1. a character from the fresh prince

2. an extremely cute and attractive guy; great kisser, but does not like to get too sexy
3. Caring guy but very quiet/cute
4.
Caring

Amazing kisser/attractive

Rocks your world

Loving partner

Totally weird

Over the top handsome

Not sexual

amber- hey he's kinda cute, ill ask him to fuck me
madelline- o dont go to crazy, he's a Carlton.
amber- dammit, a hot guy but doesnt wanna hav sex
madelline- but u can still kiss em lips of his
amber- THANK U!

Carlton by RObRtkiss7 April 7, 2011

Carlton 

Inner North-Eastern suburb of Melbourne, near Fitzroy, Collingwood and East Brunswick. Close to Melbourne University and well known for Lygon Street, which is the home of the Nova Cinema and a large number of cafes, restaurants and music stores.

I was having a meal on Lygon Street, Carlton, the other night.

Carlton by Jani K September 29, 2005

milk cartoned 

Friend who suddenly disappears, usually because of a new relationship.

We were tight until he met Lailia. Then he milk cartoned.

milk cartoned by trollope July 15, 2007