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Milk Bladders 

BOOBIES;those large milk containing sex magnets
I could suck on those Milk Bladders all night!!!!
Milk Bladders by Mike169 March 13, 2008

Bladder buster 

An excessively lengthy event, such as a multi-hour class, meeting, show, line or worship service, that drags on without breaks and keeps its captive attendees from heeding nature's call, resulting in great discomfort, inability to pay attention, and, in the most severe cases, ruined clothes and seats.
That three-hour meeting was quite the bladder buster.
Bladder buster by FairVanity January 21, 2010

Bladder Olympics 

The act of not urinating for a very long period of time after the urge arises. Most commonly happens when online someplace interactive because you dont want to miss anything by going to the bathroom.

Said by some to "expand" bladder capacity.
IM: Yhatcha Doin

RE: Nuttin - well, still doin Bladder Olympics

IM: Dude! - didnt you drink like 4 cups of coffee?

RE: Yup (BOOM!) <dies of exploded bladder>
Bladder Olympics by Streigh June 24, 2009

Teacher's bladder 

The ability to prevent oneself from requiring the need to urinate more often than every 12 hours.
Woah! Mary hasn't got up from her desk all day! How does she not even need to pee?...Totally must have a teacher's bladder!

Poop Chutes and Bladders 

to cleanse one's colons with the urinary excretion of another.
"Forget Doctor! Lets play Poop Chutes and Bladders!"

Bladder Blocker 

A bladder blocker is one of those ner do well friends and associates who seem to think that it's welcome and approrprate to intercept you need to urinate and they stop you outside the bathroom door at the worst possible moment.

Related to: Dump Blocker
What's with that butthead, everytime I have the urge he has to bladder block me!

Freaking Bladder Blocker! Next time I'm just going to smile and pee on his foot how's that for warm and fuzzy!
Bladder Blocker by ilookmarvlus January 6, 2012