Steam Summer Sale

The ultimate example of wallet rape.

Guy 1: Hey man, where ya been?
Guy 2: T-t-too many... g-g-games. The p-prices!

Guy 1: Ah. The Steam Summer Sale I see.

Steam Summer Sale by Tyler the Destroyer June 23, 2014

Next Sale

A twice yearly incident were one wakes up early to queue up to the store and clear away a pile of unwanted shit.

Why do you even bother going to the next sale? You get out of bed early and all there is in there is SHIT.

Next Sale by itztimmyx April 20, 2012

chris sale 

The best pitcher in the American League. Also known for cutting jerseys.

Chris Sale is winning the 2017 AL Cy Young

chris sale by nbianco August 31, 2017

five finger fire sale

When, upon learning of an impending loss of employment, an employee begins to plunder items from his or her workplace. Typically, items are selected either for their functionality (computer monitors, hand tools) or their purpose as memorabilia (large company logos, reserved parking lot signage).

Jeff: "That sucks you're getting laid off man"
Tim: "Yeah, it's alright though. They're having a five finger fire sale right now, got out with a new printer and the CFO's coffee mug."

five finger fire sale by Gullek November 20, 2011

Milk Sale Sex 

When your spouse gives you the nook because you brought home a huge milk haul on sale.

Lindsay gave me that top slop milk sale sex after I ran to Sam's Club for a milk run.

Milk Sale Sex by mellayellin August 30, 2018

Aritzia Sale 

Any store that has a '20%-50% off or more sale', but in reality its either a) barely anything is on sale or b) less than $3 is taken off of original price.

Aritzia has a tendency of doing it.

Person 1: Hey let's go to Aritzia! They're having a sale!!!

Person 2: Pfft not worth it, it's just gonna be another Aritzia Sale where it's $1 off that $98 sweater.

Aritzia Sale by fairygirl9028 January 6, 2012

garage sale trail 

The path most consumer technology takes, from gee wiz. to so what, to make an offer. In other words technology will become quickly outdated and lose most of its value. The rule of the garage sale trail is a curse to the first owner but a blessing for the next owner.

The rule of the garage sale trail makes a $1,000 tv worth $50 in 5 years.

garage sale trail by knowman December 20, 2011