San Marcos, Texas 

badassssss city, known for Southwest Texas State University's beautiful campus, crazy college kids, and the wonderful TOOBING adventures down the river!

Hey dude, lets go toobin' in San Marcos!

San Marcos, Texas by ashlee July 9, 2004

Stretch marks

The beauty held behind the skin.

The stretch marks on your body represent the beauty inside of you.

Stretch marks by secretlovahh September 9, 2018

skid marks

The lines of poop that are left on the toilet after one flushes and are very hard to clean out.

"Dude, this guy took the biggest crap so I flushed the toilet and their were skid marks left behind!"
"Nasty, dude!"

skid marks by rangerstilidie1872 December 5, 2013

san marcos academy 

The worst school on planet earth, you would be better off at auschwitz. The rules there are just about as bad as Obama policies, and the dress code makes you look like some kind of fired clothes designer.

bro San marcos academy is complete shit

san marcos academy by Mr_Avacado_Man November 30, 2017

Sten Markus

The Estonian zyzz fanclub president. He thinks other people are mirin. Bro has a small bench and arms. Bro works out with the zyzz split. Synonyms: little brother, lil homey, homeboy, tiny tim.

Sten Markus is so small, even the microsope can't see him.
Well duh!

Sten Markus by MarkBerting November 21, 2022

skid marks

1. burned rubber marks left by tires peeling out

2. the thin brown line in your undies, especially tightie-whities, caused by insufficient wiping

Your skid marks and itchy butt don't just happen kids. You need to wipe better. Don't wipe your heiny with your underpants!

skid marks by Mandingoh November 29, 2004

Squinch Marks 

Noun (plural) - marks left across ones butt cheeks (usually brown) horizontally protruding outward from the anus, caused by prematurely pinching off a full loaf in mid-squeeze. This usually results in "mud-butt" and "sticky cheeks".

Michelle heard Robin screaming about something mindless in the office, and was forced to pinch off a fat loaf, resulting in squinch marks for the duration of the day.

Squinch Marks by Mudd Butt Jr. September 19, 2012