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Man-child 

Predominantly in their mid-thirties to early forties and typically hide in their mom's basement playing video games and watching my little pony hentai.
They refuse to act their age and yet want the world to treat them as adults when it is most convenient for them. Most have the appearance of an overweight slug and lack even the most basic of social skills.
More often than not these sorry individuals aren't really autistic, but simply are lazy and were raised wrong.
This trait is often paired with being a weeaboo or a male feminist who not only has never had sex with a woman, but likely hasn't seen their dick in years due to their obesity and perpetual sitting posture.
Other key signs that you are dealing with a man-child are:
1.) Refusal to see that they are in the wrong.
2.) Hisses at the mere sight of sunlight.
3.) Making shitposts on 4chan and Reddit about sensitive topics.
4.) Extremely homophobic and racist.
5.) Owns at least seven fedoras.
6.) Hasn't bathed in months.
7.) Posts bad photoshops of them and their waifu on social media.
8.) When angered, will launch into a foaming rage and rant on the internet on how they're being oppressed and discriminated against.
9.) Has severe arthritis in one hand from jacking it so often.
10.) Creates Sonic OCs.
Guy 1: *mortified* "What the hell is that ugly thing?"
Guy 2: "Oh, that's just the neighborhood man-child. He must have escaped his mom's basement."
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man-child 

A grown man with the personality of a child. See AJ Styles and Eric Young.
I find AJ Styles' man-child gimmick hilarious.
man-child by Jeff7 February 25, 2008

Man-Child 

Innocent Man who preserve and cultivate "childish honesty"
or "unbiasdeness" - w.o.w.: a "(Self)Clean(ish) Person". ;)
"childish honesty" (Man-Child) is the mental feeling (unbiasedness) BEFORE kindergarten and school.
Man-Child by @thehop April 8, 2009

Man-Child 

a young boy that hits puberty early and has features of a man. Also known as Man-Child Syndrome, this disease affects a few children every day and causes them to feel out of place in the world because of their ridiculous strength, looks and the ability to get older women.
Older Sister- Stephanie what are you doing to my little brother he's only 12.

Stephanie- ain't nothing on this boy 12.

Man-Child-........you god damn right.
Man-Child by grahtsjathg May 29, 2007

Man-Child 

Man-Child: common moniker for the "Black Jesus", Amare Stoudemire, starting center for the Phoenix Suns.
Rob: "Did you see the way Amare handled Duncan in the post last night?"
Bob: "Hellz yeah, Amare's a MAN-CHILD!"
Man-Child by What it is June 3, 2007

man-child 

a new way to say boy instead of saying it the normal boring way
old fart down the street: those damn man-children came and graffitied my whole fence!
man-child by PlayDohMan July 3, 2004

Man-child 

it basically means you the fuckin' man. get mad bitches as well. get hype lets get it
This dude's a straight man-child.

Forreallzz, you right as crap
Man-child by joneyappleseed August 20, 2009