New Guinea Gaspump 

When a person of the male gender places his flaccid (soft, non-erect) member inside of a woman (typically), and then proceeds to urinate inside of her.

"Hey bro! Did you hear that the girls tennis team gives great dome?"
"Yeah, but can any of them take a New Guinea Gaspump?"

New Guinea Gaspump by Ed Denes April 3, 2008

guinea, goomba, wop, dago 

Italians are not white, dude

Uh, Italians are not white. They're like their own race.

guinea, goomba, wop, dago by hmm April 19, 2005

Guinea pig Pregnancy  

Cute animals that give birth to 1 to 3 but can give birth to 6 or more. Usually the signs are drinking more getting plum. You can feel babies moving if you put her on your lap. Do Not Squeeze Her!!! You can feel the babies but not too often or never too hard!!!! Babies are born with teeth, open eyes, claws, and can walk in about an hour or less. Babies can eat adult food, although they still suckle or drink form the mother's nipples. Also nipples get bigger, and darken during guinea pig pregnancy. Hope this helps!
Ask your vet if you have any other questions. Do not breed guinea pigs for no purpose it could kill her. Keep a vet on hand so if your guinea pig is taking longer than 5 minutes between babies it could be an emergency. Guinea pig birth will last about 30 minutes. I Love Guinea Pigs!!!

Guinea pig Pregnancy "What if we went to my guinea pig's cage and there was babies everywhere" I joked. My friends laughed. when we went to my guinea pig's cage there were babies everywhere! I guess my sorta wish came true! It was funny but for the most part we had cute babies!

Guinea pig Pregnancy by I Heart Guinea Pigs December 17, 2008

Guinea Pig 

A cop that works for the mafia.

Sgt. O'Mally is a real Guinea Pig. I saw him down at the docks taking a bribe from one of the Don's goons, while they were unloading some Coke.

Guinea Pig by Captain Kangaroo May 15, 2006

GUINEA PIG 

VERY CUTE FLUFFY ANIMALS

PERSON 1: HEY, I GOT A GUINEA PIG!
PERSON 2: WOW, GUINE PIGS ARE AN AWESOME PET! THEY ARE ADORABLE
PERSON 1: YEAH!

GUINEA PIG by DA GUINEA PIG WHISPERER March 3, 2020

guinea pig 

The cutest little animal in the world. They have a chubby body and no tail and they can come in a variety of different colours. Eats most vegetables and some fruits. Guinea pigs love fresh hay and grass. Also called cavy

My guinea pigs are the cutest!

guinea pig by S July 24, 2006

guinea pig 

1. Someone or something that is used to test medicine or other products and procedures.

2. A small South American rodent that looks like a miniature capibara and is kept around the world as a pet. Also used as a food in its native range.

1. Fred is a guinea pig for a pharmeceudical company and gets paid for the testing.

2. One of the class animals in my biology class is a guinea pig.

guinea pig by Steve July 24, 2006