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(verb) to fuck one self in order experience a form of pleasure similar to that of anal butt-sex.
Example 1. All last night, we could hear sounds coming from Joe's room, which could only be done if one was gaffing themselves.

Example 2. That bitch walks like she either gaffed herself or had some intense hardcore buttsex last night.
gaffing by Giareze April 5, 2010
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gurfing:(verb)Goof-Surfing - Browsing the web moronically with no purpose. Goofing off on the internet.
John?

What?

What are you doing on Urban Dictionary?

I'm just gurfing off and landed here.
gurfing by Phaedrun December 12, 2007
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GAFing is the direct opposite of DGAF or DGAFing. If you are familiar with the SoCal culture, DGAF stands for "Don't Give A Fuck", and therefore GAFing means "Giving A Fuck". The DGAF culture tries to act nonchalant in their attitude towards the world. They act like they will do anything, and won't give a fuck if they get caught or cause others harm or desperation. It's a lifestyle that is completely contradicted by those who "GAF". The people who "GAF" are those who give a fuck about the world, and their life. These people are not reckless. They stop at stop signs. They don't do drugs or shoot people. They recycle. "GAFing" goes against everything that SoCal culture is, and is completely and utterly unacceptable everywhere from Los Angeles and south of there. People who "GAF" are most likely elderly people, middle-aged adults with children, and teenagers who hit puberty late, go to church, and are too cautious for their own good.
"God, my brother is GAFing again. He won't come with me and my friends to rob that liquor store, rape those bitches, or go smashing pumpkins because it's Halloween. And the worst part is, he just RECYCLED his Mountain Dew bottle. He's never gonna fit in here in SoCal."
GAFing by Jessabelle49 March 16, 2010
To suck ones own dick and choke.
Reina spent last night garking on her trap dick, she needs to chill the f*ck out bro.
Garking by csstormin July 16, 2016
the action of talking/chatting/gossiping
michelle spent all afternoon gaffing with simone
gaffing by Kev Dogg February 28, 2008
Male practice of smelling a seat/chair where a pretty (or otherwise) woman has been sitting. This kind of behaviour is rife in the office environment.

See also Gorf and Bogfly.
So much gorfing, so little time.
Gorfing by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
all messed up, completely crazy
I downloaded a virus and my computer went all garfiggly.
garfiggly by Stephany S February 14, 2009