Garfield 

1. a fatass cat, with orange fur

2. a president that has orange fur

garfield gave jon a BJ

garfield gave congress a BJ

Garfield by my appendage is big September 15, 2008

Garfield 

A sexual act involving shoving uncooked lasagna up someone's anus and waiting for it to melt inside, after which a man has anal sex with the one with lasagna in their anus. When the man nuts, the mixture seeps out and is basically a salty lasagna.

Jhon: Hey Dave, I heard you Garfielded Heather last night.

Dave: Yeah, doing the Garfield gets get to come every time.

Garfield by Metami May 6, 2018

Garfield 

the most retarded and un-funny comic in exsistance that somehow grosses ~1billion dollars a year on stupid consumers

Garfield: DERP HERP DERP
Audience: hahaha lets spend money

Garfield by Both Chooch and Bambam June 12, 2010

garfield 

Garfield-(Matthew Garfield)A great rapper from the west coast,that also goes by the alias of Kilo-G.One of the best freestylers in west pacific.

"Im like a dynamite stick about to blow,raps so cold aint no other like kilo/"

garfield by kilo G September 30, 2003

Garfield 

When a ginger shaves his pubes and doesnt brush them off and gets a blowjob from a girl therefore leaving hair in her mouth which she then chokes on and coughs up a "hair ball"

"Dude, I heard you hooked up with a fatty last night?"

"Haha yeah, I gave her the Garfield!"

Garfield by The Anonymous Garfield Bandit November 5, 2009

Garfield 

A pinnacle of virtue and masculinity, equipped with godlike physical strength, an unbeatable penchant for one-liners and more skills and talents than an orange, striped Swiss army knife on steroids. His many deeds are recounted in the works of the scribe Shakespeare Hemingway.

"Why have you not invited Garfield? Do you fear to face real man?" asked Queen Elizabeth II to Prince William with challenge.

Garfield by Thatdarnmeowth October 19, 2023

Garfield 

To me tired, pissed off, fed up with, or hungry for lasagna.

Tom: "I'm so garfield right now bruh, like you don't even know"

Jack: "Bro quit playing, I'm so garfield I could eat 5 lasagna's"

Matt: "You garfield bro?"

Garfield by soGarfieldBruh October 1, 2014