EJ is a tall, lanky
guy with an absolute god complex. He is a basketball prodigy but sometimes loses his sports credit because he thinks formula one racing is entertaining. If you look into his eyes you
will undoubtably get
lost in them and have an undying need to learn more. If you are lucky enough to get close to him you
will either find that his humor is creepily soothing or you
will see the not as nice side. At night he turns into a boney, spiky haired gremlin who
will sneak up on you while you sleep and suckle the blood through your toes while staring at you in a very horny way. If you see an EJ, stay away from him unless you have his favorite food, deep fried worms. If you can supply him with enough worms you can be sure that he will not suck out your blood.