Definitions by dabossdud

First pretender 

Members of first responders clubs who actively avoid their duties.

You: Bilal! Go help that injured person!
Bilal: No.
You: Bilal you are a first pretender.

First pretender by dabossdud June 13, 2022

EJ 

to ejaculate in your friends mouth while they're asleep on the couch

"he EJ'd in my mouth while I was asleep!"
"It's just a prank bro"

EJ by dabossdud June 8, 2022