Albertan Crème Brûlée 

To hack a dart while concurrently sucking on a Werther’s Original caramel.

Hey Justin, wanna go to the smoke pit for an Albertan Crème Brûlée?

Albertan Crème Brûlée by CaptainBerta July 18, 2023

albertan

n. Proudly ill-informed redneck willing to blindly ignore science while the bodies pile up

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Masks don’t never work; it’s in the bible. A true albertan would know that.

albertan by gnostic3 May 4, 2021

Albertito 

An extremely fat kid that loves eating burritos. Albertitos normally wear tiny backpacks.

Hey, look, there's an Albertito squeezing through the door!

Albertito by lolipop63 April 30, 2009

alberioing 

Al Bear E O ing

Getting caught sucking your bosses dick while his cock is still in your mouth and your hands cupping his balls.

Ah shit, I'm in trouble. I got caught alberioing today at work and ill probably get fired.

alberioing by Dontaskdonttell November 10, 2012

Albertan

An Albertan is a scumfuck from Alberta who makes a shit ton of money and still complains about prices. Wouldn't know how to work if someone kicked them in the ass. The maritimers come out and do most of the work and don't get paid as much as the Albertan fuckers. Rude and wouldn't know manners if it punched em in the dick.

"buddy over there's really rude" - maritimer
"he's an Albertan"

Albertan by NS_NB_PEI_NFLD March 5, 2016

Aubertin 

A french coward, who has an obsession with fingering abnormally tall creatures.

Did you shag that giraffe?
No, I did an Aubertin!

Why does nobody want to fuck me?
Because you're Aubertin.

Aubertin by Rory ShedEver June 3, 2011

Alberti 

A type of species which tends to have sex with women and infect their bodies with his semen. It is a dirty horndog. He will hump and dump women all day. He has an odd fetish though for Asian women. He is also a large carrier of Sexually Transmitted Diseases. So vagina's should watch out.

"Yo did you hear last week Alberti did that asian chick after only knowing her for 5 minutes"
"yeaaa, i haven't heard from her since though, she's been going to the doctor's everyday to get her std's checked out"

Alberti by quackersmcgee December 24, 2009