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Green Giant

Where a man paints his Penis Green and Hulk Smashes it onto another persons face. Kind of like a mushroom stamp but with green paint and much more force.
Jeff was getting very excited with Mandy, when suddenly he asked to step away for a moment. When he returned his penis was painted green and he approached Mandy with a full run up speed and Hulk smashed his penis onto her cheek. The end result is a Green Giant on her face.
Green Giant by BenJeff September 21, 2012
the doctrine about Gian...
look out for the meaning of Gian
Gianism is finally here!
gianism by Giank-rlo October 30, 2006

Green Giant

The word used to describe a "joke" that was so bad that no one laughs. Bad jokes such as these generally cause about 10 seconds of awkward silence which can be filled by saying the words "Green Giant" in the same way as it is said on the advert for Green Giant sweetcorn.

Originated on a school trip to Berlin in which the worse joke ever told was about a green giant. Another term that describes the same thing is lead e.g. a lead joke.

Tanc: *Tells and awful joke"

*Awkard Silence/Tumbleweed"

Charlie: Green Giant...
Green Giant by Doctor Ectum April 3, 2009

giant pillow 

giant slut. someone who lets everyone sleep with them
Olivia is a giant pillow, she slept with at least twelve guys at the same time
giant pillow by pillowmaster October 22, 2010

giant sex 

When a little weak pussy person is crushed to pieces when a jock or a sport god inserts the Twang in her
Last night, me a Carlos had giant sex, He was such a good whoresrider!
giant sex by Verbalness November 23, 2016

giant porn

When two humans shaped like giraffes have intercourse. Their feet normally hang off the bed and they give under-the-chin hickies.
Emilee and Anderson had giant porn last night.
Yeah! Did you see the hickey under her chin?
giant porn by Pledge69 March 19, 2017