Chechnyan Outlet Mall 

A backroom in a sleazy part of town where the human slave trade takes place.

Last week I visited a Chechnyan Outlet Mall and after some negotiating i walked out with some fine European ass for only $30000

Chechnyan Outlet Mall by Drpun May 16, 2009

Southridge Mall 

Southridge Mall is located on the South Side of Des Moines Iowa. It is the dirtiest, sketchiest mall in all of Des Moines. When driving up to the mall you will quickly notice that the car to parking lot ratio is about 1/10000. The parking lot is unnecessarily way too big for the whole 6 customers that shop here annually. This is ironic because malls such as Jordan Creek located in West Des Moines never has enough parking spots available. When entering you might get the vibe that you quickly want to leave when glaring down the vacant hallways of this mall. There might be a total of 3 stores open in this mall at any given point in time. Most of the time you will just walk by a place that used to be a store that is blocked off because they had to close down. Stores usually last I'd say about 11 days before they have to close down because they get no business. However if you do continue to walk around this mall you will guaranteed spot the "mullet lady" security guard. I think she lives at this mall. She walks around aimlessly and breaks up groups of Lincoln High School students larger than 3. Also there is a merry go round located by the food court. Groups of Lincoln High School students will ride this thinking they are cool. You may love, hate or be indifferent towards Southridge Mall. Whatever your opinion it is clear that God himself created this wonder mall and sent it from the heavens.

Laquisha: Ayyo Wanna go to Southridge Mall ?
JaTayvon: N*gga you crazy!? Aint no stores there everythang vacant!
Laquisha: You right N*gga! Lets go to Jordan Creek!
JaTayvon: I'm down with the b*tches and the hos.

Southridge Mall by DowlingMarons April 4, 2011

Best Pizza at the Mall 

Faint Praise. A general phrase simultaneously acknowldeging an accomplishment, but undermining its value.

So, South Carolina won the NIT, you say ? Huh... best pizza at the mall, I guess.

Best Pizza at the Mall by QuikSand January 2, 2007

Desoto Mall 

This is a mall where all the black and mexicans hang out at, like Liz said above me----^

This mall is located near Bradenton, Florida, which is just south of Tampa Bay.

"I was shot up and molested at The Desoto Mall, and managed to steal all the jewelry at the store!"

Desoto Mall by Jesus Christ, Super Star April 23, 2005

pall mall 

a cigarette that tastes good with the first two in a pack and you stick with it , then it tastes average , with every other one tasting like shit pumped into an airtight room and left for thirty years.

''pass me another one of my menthols bro''

''sure''

''ah god that tastes toxic bro ''

''thats why you don''t buy pall mall''

pall mall by 800chickens February 19, 2013

pall mall 

A shitty ass cheap menthol cigerette for ppl that are too cheap to buy marlboros.

Skittles choked on his pall mall at the bus stop and had a seazure and rolled into the road n got creamed by his own bus.

pall mall by Mikeee420 July 24, 2006

Going to the mall 

Smoking weed.
A term made up by two high school boys, so the could talk about smoking pot freely and with out drawing attention.

Man, we went to the mall four times yesterday!
We went to the mall.

We're going to the mall.

Going to the mall by iheartmaryjane January 14, 2010