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Wake 'n' Bake 'n' Egg'd

The act of consuming a large helping of eggs, any style, when under the influence of marijuana, right before bed. After waking up, get high again, and make more eggs, but in a different style. In order to do a "Wake 'n' Bake 'n' Egg'd" properly, you need quite a lot of eggs and recipes because you are most likely going to want to experiment beyond sprinkling cheese and diced ham over an omelet.
Man, I "Wake 'n' Bake 'n' Egg'd" last night, and this morning. Eggs have never been better.
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weakest link

1: The Weakest Link is a game show in which contestants answer a wide range of questions while trying to earn more money with each correct answer. The show first started in the UK in 2000, but has been done in many other countries as well.

This show was most popular for its UK host "Anne Robinson", who probably had to be the most annoying bitch on television at the time. Her shrill voice and expressionless face just left you wanting to reach out and throttle her.

2: Used to describe someone whos intelligence or physical abilities are less then average.
1: "I'd like to slap that Anne Robinson around a bit and show her who the real weakest link is."

2: "Man, we would be winning right now if it wasn't for our damn goalie... hes definitely the weakest link"
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weakness 

Useing hate to cover up emotions instead of dealing with them.
BEING A HATEFUL IDIOT with no condescending elegance or brains, weakness.
weakness by theartistofdeath January 18, 2006

Wake and Shake

The act of waking up and starting your day by ingesting large amounts of speed, preferably by method of insufflation.
Jimmy started his day with a wake and shake- he woke up and immediately started blowing his brother's prescription of adderall. Five minutes later he started to clean his entire house.

yo shit is weak

When an opponet is bringin a sub-par game to the table in a competition or challenge of some sort. Can even be affiliated with a persons dress (appearance), style, or pimpin game on twat at the clubs or "scene"
"Yo going up to a girl and studdering while your drooling out of yo mouth aint giong to get you laid, go home and hit the hunter online, cause yo shit is weak."

"Dogg you just got dominated 5-0 in Mario Kart, giv me that controller yo shit is weak!"
yo shit is weak by Cezar June 28, 2006

weak body 

someone who is weak, has copped out, or came up short.

usually used when someone can't do something.
**Max tries to pick up 100 lb weight**
Son Son: Uhuhh you know you can't do that you weak body yo.

Girl: Ok so I miss you, i know im so weak body for this since we just broke up yesterday...
weak body by Santia April 2, 2008
A handsome,charming and sweet boy who is just amazing. He has a lot of friends and is very popular so you already know he has a girlfriend. He can show off but when he’s not around his girl he’s a cool dude who is actually really sweet to his girl and knows how to make her heart melt❤️
Girl 1: Who is that hottie?
Girl 2: That’s Wakeem and I call dibs