J F'n C 

A kneejerk reaction to a startling event. Best used in church as not to offend any priests, pastors or flanderizez.

Abbreviation for Jesus Fucking Christ.

J F'n C, your breath be smellin like wale pussy!

J F'n C by Christ0 December 1, 2006

Fresh n' Sleazy 

Another name for the food chain store "Fresh and Easy."

Hey, did you check out that new Fresh n' Sleazy that opened up across the street?

Fresh n' Sleazy by Drexolpax March 14, 2008

Jump n Jack 

When a couple is having sex with the girl on top unprotected and he cannot pull out being that he is on the bottom. She will proceed to jump or move as quickly as she can off of his penis and jack him off. Hopefully to prevent pregnancy.

I was about to cum, so i warned her, and she Jump n jack 'ed me off!

Jump n Jack by louhoo December 26, 2009

tap n' board 

tap is a acronym for tongue, ass, penis. the sexual encounter begins by the female partner licking the male partner's entire body with her tongue (there is room for experimentation and adventure here). Then the next two steps are connected. the female partner straps on a penis and proceeds to sodomize the male partner (aka will butt-fuck the shit out of him). after this portion of the sexual transaction, the female partner "boards" the male partner. the tap n' board is complete when the male partner "seals the envelop".

*disclaimer: try at your own risk. shit could get weird fast.

yo my man, big cat, you walkin kinda funny - did your bitch tap n' board you last night?

she may or may not have...

tap n' board by -----tap-- February 21, 2010

Thuggin N Buggin 

To be on top of your game and shining brighter than anyone or anything else.

Darell:Awe snap homie, lil tone loc is Thuggin N Buggin on that gangstuh beats again!

Terell: Man those rims are sure Buggin, they so tight!

Dwayne: He's been out there bustin caps, straight up Thuggin.

Franky: Hey my homie g, check out this science test score! I sure am Thuggin N Buggin on my fellow classmates!

Thuggin N Buggin by Johnny Davison March 12, 2010

PB n' Jesus 

When a Catholic decides to ditch Sunday mass and instead have their own 'communion' in the comfort of their own home by way of a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.

Phil: Hey brah, what do you think you're doing ... shouldn't you be at mass?

Joseph: Naw brah, screw that. That damn communion bread wasn't gonna fill this playa up. Naw ... I decided to stay home for a good ole PB n' Jesus!

PB n' Jesus by wxflurry June 7, 2011

H.A.N.S. 

Short for Hollywood Action Ninja Star. One who has finally seen the coming of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse and can honeslty convince the world that everything is fine.

"Dude! A third of the crew called in sick, half got deported and the building is on fire!"
H.A.N.S. *smiles* and says: "Everything is fine."

H.A.N.S. by Em-Dee July 17, 2006