Wine Mom 

A middle-aged female (usually a mother) who enjoys drinking a refined, complex red or white wine most likely bought from Whole Foods with her other middle-aged female friends while exchanging neighborhood gossip. Common topics during this odd ritual include but are not limited to: annoying children, idiotic husbands, fundraisers for an elementary or middle school, that one neighbor who enjoys starting drama, and other neighbors who choose not to maintain their lawn. Wine mothers also tend to post their gatherings on Facebook.

Brenda: Sharon, would you like to join us this evening? We're drinking your favorite!
Sharon: Of course! You know, Martin won't be home tonight, but the kids will be fine.
Brenda: Oh Sharon, you are such little spit-fire! I admire your courage and spontaneous attitude.
Brenda's emo daughter: Ugh, you guys are such wine moms.

Wine Mom by smigwig February 22, 2018

Wine cougar

A female who appears to favor younger, less refined wines over older vintages that are more deeply flavored and richer to experience -- and consequently more expensive. WCs are primarily found in urban areas, frequent gyms and bars, and claim they don't mind paying for their own drinks, dammit.

Uh-oh. Here comes another wine cougar. Best break out a box of White Zinfandel.

Wine cougar by Wurd Smithe October 19, 2009

Wine Mom 

A Karen, but with Alcohol.

Likes to think her alcoholism makes her funny or quirky, but in truth is a shallow attempt to disguise the fact that they have no personality beyond insipid gossip and booze.

Oh god, another freakin' Wine Mom. She's gonna spill her cheap hooch everywhere talking about how great 50 shades of grey was before passing out in the bathroom like the last ones did.

Wine Mom by Nugget tm May 13, 2020

wine gine 

1. a female version of whiskey dick.

2. the drying out of the vaginal area during intercourse due to intoxication which makes it hard for penal insertion and prohibits sexual intercourse

"Last night, I just rolled back over and went to sleep 'cos Colleen had wine gine."

wine gine by artthearc April 3, 2005

wine tubing 

When you drink wine late at nite, start feeling sentimental (maybe even start crying) and begin trolling You Tube for old songs and videos. You then go onto Facebook and start posting the You Tube videos on all your friends and ex-boyfriends Walls.

Friend: Mary Kay Mahopac, why did you post so many corny You Tube videos all over my Wall last nite?

Mary Kay: Lol Sorry, I was wine tubing. But when I woke up this morning I thought I deleted them all. I guess I forgot yours.

Friend: Well the internet called and said "Stop posting sappy videos on people's Walls"

wine tubing by Mary Kay Mahopac October 27, 2012

Wine fingers 

A text typo that is a direct result of too much wine. Most often seen among Cougar texts.

"Fan f'ing tastic becomes Fan f'ing tasting"
Whoa check out Angie's wine fingers!

Wine fingers by GailGrey February 5, 2014

wine night

A wine night involves getting totally wine drunk with your friends with good music and good vibes.

Let's have a wine night on Saturday

wine night by Nikkimiguel December 15, 2016