Oliver Walkered 

The feeling of shitting your pants with no memory and losing $250 on the punt.

Jake: Looking at getting Oliver walkered tonight.
Me: think about your 40 stone toddler mate, she needs to eat.

Oliver Walkered by Smokindartsbreakinhearts October 24, 2020

Dog Wankerer 

Wanks the canine species off, usually for financial gain. Often found around Nogzy, with a dogs lipstick in one hand, and a Krispy Kreme in the other. Can be quite aggro in their local environment. Easy to spot with their large heads and ever growing collection of exotic dogs.

Eh lad, you still at that boss job? Nah lad, swerved it to become a dog wankerer. Only takes me 45 seconds to make 300 quid. Sound.

Dog Wankerer by DietCokeMan June 24, 2021

Walkered 

To be belligerently drunk to the point where one is unable to keep their balance or walk. Entering the state of "walkered" can be the result of over consumption of alcohol but most likely due to the consumption of three Black Fly Coolers.

"Man, Alex was so walkered last night that we had to carry her back to her room!"
"Yo! Lets get super walkered tonight after our exam!"

Walkered by Mayor of Turnt City January 28, 2014

wankerdoodle 

A large penis with no hair.

Omg last night my wankerdoodle was so all up in her poontang.

wankerdoodle by Roo Is Awesome January 24, 2011

wankerdom 

A sense of futility, a place to consign the grey masses you encounter who rob you of time, your life.
Could be an intense vocation, but given the chemicals exuded some light aromatic compounds and toiletries ought to be provided.
Would make a really entertaining Olympic medal, in a private sort of way.
Sorry that was wankish or is it wankerish?

Looking back on the amount of possible recorded telephone calls that some company maybe did to help improve their service, once my eardrums had been re-calibrated due to the volume of the piped phone music and after my third attempt to press the most suitable options availble, all of which were crap, sorry unsuitable, I decided that either I had been or they should be condemned to wankerdom.

wankerdom by antonilegrand December 28, 2005

wankerdom 

A land inhabited by wankers

"He was is the primary C.A.U.C in the whole of wankerdom"

"A week in Ibiza nowadays is like hanging out in wankerdom"

"I here by name you the Earl of Wankerdom"

wankerdom by Holly February 16, 2005

wankerdickknob

a fusion of wanker dick and knob. see scottow

Dude, you are one hell of a wankerdickknob. i fucking hate you.

wankerdickknob by Quiggin July 23, 2005