Goose Waffle 

The goose droppings that dry up and fall off the soles of your hiking boots after a walk in the field.

"Who left the goose waffles in the hallway? Everyone check your feet."

Goose Waffle by goose_on_a_roof September 19, 2012

The Westford Waffle Sandwich 

The act of sharting through a window screen and proceeding to close the window, only to have the shit sandwhich itself in between the screen and glass.

Wow, did you see the westford waffle sandwich Craig and I made in the neighbor's window? Old Man Jenkins is gonna be so pissed.

The Westford Waffle Sandwich by definition_daddy👅💦 February 4, 2017

Cheeky Dick Waffle 

A cheeky dick waffle is a smart ass who enjoys dicking with others, sometimes in some very clever or devious ways.

Dandyman: I heard you knew how to make an entrance. If I had known you were going to do all this, I would have hung some Union Jacks for you.

Alucard: Hold on! Did you put all this on for me? Who are you?

Dandyman: I am Tubalcain Alhambra or the "Dandyman." I may or may not have fed a lie to the local policia that in return for your capture I would give them immortality.

Alucard: And they fucking bought that?!

Dandyman: Like discount pichi.

Alucard: You cheeky dick waffle!

Cheeky Dick Waffle by Leyulf September 30, 2013

Waffle-Hop 

The act of moving from Waffle House to Waffle House over the course of a night. Similar to bar hopping, but with Waffle House.

Hey, lets go to Houston and Waffle-Hop instead of getting a hotel.

Waffle-Hop by waffleloverwafflelover March 20, 2023

WAFFLE-O 

We Are Friends, Friends Love Each Other

I wanted it to be WAFFLE but then I found out that "each other" is two words so now it's WAFFLE-O

WAFFLE-O by PhreneticReaper June 18, 2014

Waffle Party 

A merry communal affair involving masks, dancing, and a hearty serving of waffles, the way Kier always intended.

Last night's waffle party has left this room smelling like 19th century ass.

Waffle Party by Smug Motherfucker May 13, 2022

Fallabama Waffle 

A sex act similar to the Boston Pancake, a man takes a shit on his lovers chest and smashes it down with his ass cheeks, he then takes his penis and mushroom stamps the shit paddy, thus creating the look of a waffle. He then jizzs on the shit waffle to simulate syrup.

Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.

1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.

How would you like a Fallabama Waffle?

Fallabama Waffle by BigEvil13 December 8, 2010