twitteritis

A term describing a not-so-rare messaging condition linked to the use of twitter, a micro blogging technology. The condition arises when one becomes diseased with sharing every aspect of what they are doing all the time, everywhere.

Twitteritis can be identified by overuse of twitter.com - when someone is brushing their hair - they rush to their browser to twitter that they are brushing their hair or to share that they are petting their cat, scooping ice cream...

twitteritis by Lorrie Thomas December 30, 2008

twittering

A vigorous oscillatory movement of the middle and ring fingers used inside the vaginal cavity. Must last longer than 15 seconds, because it is to make a point, not finish anything. Often used as a substitue for foreplay by finance majors.

I was twittering this girl last night when she asked if thats all it was.

twittering by NoPhilo June 10, 2009

Twitters 

Obamanism for Twitter.

Obama said that both he and visiting Russian President Dmitry Medvedev use the popular social networking program--which he mistakenly referred to as "Twitters," instead of "Twitter.

Twitters by rperazag June 28, 2010

Twittersona 

A twitterer's persona.

i.e. Twitter + Persona

There are those who would use their twittersona for evil.

Twittersona by Shannon McDonnell February 12, 2009

Twitterdom 

The kingdom of Twitter. All the twitter applications, the twitter network, and the twitter people (tweeple) are a part of Twitterdom.

There is much to survey and learn about in Twitterdom.

Twitterdom by bgamall June 9, 2009

twittergasm 

When a female describes how physically attractive a guy, usually a celebrity, is in numerous consecutive tweets.

@Girl: Omg Channing Tatum is so HOT!

@Girl: His body is amazing!

@Girl: Channing Tatum is soo sexy, and look at those eyes!

@Girl: Omg Omg Omg!!!

@Girl2: @Girl Chill out with the twittergasms!

twittergasm by ashtabula7 February 10, 2010

twittership 

a twittership is an online relationship consisting of short messages via twitter between two or a few people.

I''m busy tonight.' "Why what are you up to?" 'I've got yo catch up with my twitterships.'

twittership by stephtab October 28, 2015