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snail tracker 

A chick who is good at finding snail trails after you've been to the strip club or banged another lady.
"Damn! Rhonda always be trippin'! I done went to the club 'bout fifty-leven times and she always be findin' out. She be a snail tracker from way back, bra!"
snail tracker by Zombie Assassin November 7, 2014

Self-Tracker 

The Internet had long ago turned navel-gazing into an international pastime, but self-tracking takes the self-absorption to a new level. Using elaborate graphs, pie charts, websites and newer technologies, self-trackers catalogue everything in their lives, sometimes with no clear result.
Self-tracker.
Self-trackers like Messina and Evans could spend hours online, charting, analyzing, tracking. Life as a series of pure, distilled data points, up for interpretation.
Monica Hesse, "Bytes of Life," The Washington Post, September 9, 2008
Self-Tracker by Ezaa March 21, 2009

slut tracker 

A cell phone where you use social media to track sluts.
Do you have a charger my slut tracker is going dead
slut tracker by Hermdog187 November 17, 2015

Smurf tracker/killer 

A device used to clean out the smurfs occupying the area. You can either report them by calling 911 with the first button, or the second button (the red one) just kills them. It automatically sends out signals that will kill smurfs.
Phil drew a smurf tracker/killer on patently stupid

Trucker speed 

Slang Term for ephedrine HCL tablets. Commonly bought by truckers at gas stations sold under such names as "mini thins" for prolonged periods of driving. It gained popularity in the 70s. Originally used to treat breathing problems such as Asthma, ephedrine is now widely used in the physical fitness world as a metabolism boosting fat burning stimulant as well as a being used as a recreational stimulant.
Legal status and availability fluctuates because it's often used to make Methamphetamine, though many workout supplement stores do carry them and sell them online.
Ephedrine HCL can be crushed up and unpleasantly snorted for a quick "high" though users often create a more powerful stimulation by combining ephedrine tablets with caffeine and Asprin to make "E.C.As" or "Triple stacks". This increases energy levels however is hard on the bodies central nervous system as well as Cardio vascular system.
OVERDOSING is a very real threat, and like all drugs, should be used in MODERATION or as directed to avoid such problems as

-Heart Attack
-Stroke
-Bleeding in the brain
-Seizures
-Hypertension
-Insomnia
-DEATH
Rick: "Man I had to drive 12 straight hours to pick up the kids,Thank god I had some coffee and some trucker speed

Jim: We're going clubbing tonight, you gonna drop some Ecstasy???

Bob: "nah man I don't want to get to messed up tonight...I'll stick with my cheap trucker speed"

Kate: " I really gotta finish reading this book for class tomorrow , does anyone have a Redbull I can jack?"

Jeff: Nope, but I can hook you up with some trucker speed"
Trucker speed by Jeffyb243 January 15, 2013

Trucker Shit 

An explosive shit that is so violent and sloppy that it coats the entire toilet bowl with a toxic layer of feces that dries quickly and becomes almost impenetrable to the cleansing effects of the toilet water, requiring harsh chemicals and vigorous scrubbing for removal. The spread angle of the shit is normally so large that it often manages to line areas of the bowl that are above the anus at the time of shitting.

Typically these are created by truckers, vagabonds, travelling salesmen, nomads or similar (likely due to the fact they are typically sustained on a diet of exclusively junk food and beer) and are found in truck stops, motorway services, rest stops, night clubs and other public toilets.
"Oh cripes, I just went to clean that toilet and someone has done a trucker shit in there. Nasty!"