The most funniest person is born on this day they are really caring and care most about others before themselves. Others should really be more considerate about there feeling when talking to them.
by Paris Hoffmann October 20, 2019
The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.
A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
by Pokecraft719 October 18, 2019
September 9 is national chicken schnitzel day where you get to yeet chicken schnitzel at your friends.
*Silence in classroom*
Friend: *coughs*
Me: *yeets chicken schnitzel at their face*
Friend: wth?! EWW
Teacher: MARGRET! No throwing chicken schnitzel
Me: But its September 9, national yeet your chicken schnitzel day
*silence*
Teacher: Carry on then
Me: *smile*
Friend: *coughs*
Me: *yeets chicken schnitzel at their face*
Friend: wth?! EWW
Teacher: MARGRET! No throwing chicken schnitzel
Me: But its September 9, national yeet your chicken schnitzel day
*silence*
Teacher: Carry on then
Me: *smile*
by An0nym0us;) November 05, 2019
The most gorgeous beautiful human being to walk earth she’s a bad bitch and cares about others before herself she always smiles beautifully and is really goofy and funny if u meet someone born on this day don’t loose them
Random kid :Have u met a september 9th gurl
Me:nah why should I ?
Kid:there every thing u want fine asf and nice and I heard if u get really close with them they’re freaky
Me:nah why should I ?
Kid:there every thing u want fine asf and nice and I heard if u get really close with them they’re freaky
by Da real facts November 05, 2019
National sweet-sensitive girl day. The sensitive girls aren’t celebrated enough, let’s show them some love on September 9.
by ggyrembl October 30, 2019
Jan 17 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose