The most funniest person is born on this day they are really caring and care most about others before themselves. Others should really be more considerate about there feeling when talking to them.

The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.

September 9th is the most common birthday in the world, and also Adam Sandler’s birthday!

Whoever is born on this day have the brightest futures

September 9 is national chicken schnitzel day where you get to yeet chicken schnitzel at your friends.

The most gorgeous beautiful human being to walk earth she’s a bad bitch and cares about others before herself she always smiles beautifully and is really goofy and funny if u meet someone born on this day don’t loose them

National sweet-sensitive girl day. The sensitive girls aren’t celebrated enough, let’s show them some love on September 9.