Tooning

The act of boating while being on a pontoon watercraft; usually done while consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Brendan and his college buddies almost sank a boat while pontooning.

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Towing bitches

Last night I was towing bitches back to back with my feet

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Gooning to cartoons with your toes

I walked in on my brother Tooning to Teen Titans Go, it was the worst thing ever until I joined him

Tooning by MasterGooner February 20, 2024

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When two people are connected by a double sided dildo inserted into each of their anuses.

John and Terry spent Saturday night feeling immense pleasure from towing.

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When someone says or does something stupid in an attempt to look cool.

Judy just went crack townin' at the bar. She yelled real loud and looked crazy to try to impress Jim.

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Literal god. Him. Better than losers named ayddan.

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The act of pleasuring one’s self while watching cartoons such as Looney Toons.

I’m going to spend a weekend of Gooney Tooning while my lady is out of town.

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