Toaning

When someone thinks theyre funny and makes jokes all the time but in reality, theyre not funny.

Dude you've got to be toaning me that was the worst joke ever

by Toan is a fucking fag April 30, 2011

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Toading

To engage in any form of sexual deviancy solely for the gratification produced by its level of perversion

Friend 1: Did Mike tell you about how Laura forcefully ate his ass after Taco Bell last night?
Friend 2: Oof! I knew that girl was into toading!
Friend 1: Lmao facts

by Spewnicorn February 6, 2019

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toating

verb. holding on to something ; carrying

(caribbean slang)

Stop toating feelings, you know I love yuh baby!

by Swaggmonster101 July 1, 2012

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the act of purposely being a male booty call to the african american society. Booty call involves said person having a small white sausage with braided pubes that smell like caca.
Provides little to no pleasure and is only their to be man handled. This booty call can be aquired by going to the nearest

Stripes at 2 a.m. on tuesdays when he is the most homo.

Dude i got to go its gonna be 2 in the morning i gotta meet this guy says hes into Tuaning with black men all night.

by PedoGirl September 24, 2012

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Dim Toning

Setting your favourite song as your ring tone and then, after months of hearing it over and over again through your phone's bass-hating speakers, growing to hate it through too much repetition

"Isn't this your favourite song?"

"No, I can't stand it anymore. I set it as my ring tone and after four months of hearing just the chorus I cracked."

"Gutted. That's some pretty dim toning on your part."

"Yeah."

"What have you got as your ring tone now?"

"Why are we talking about ring tones?"

"We must just be losers."

"Bastard."

by H.S. Willsy August 27, 2011

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