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When someone thinks theyre funny and makes jokes all the time but in reality, theyre not funny.
Dude you've got to be toaning me that was the worst joke ever
Toaning by Toan is a fucking fag April 30, 2011
Words you can keep
To engage in any form of sexual deviancy solely for the gratification produced by its level of perversion
Friend 1: Did Mike tell you about how Laura forcefully ate his ass after Taco Bell last night?
Friend 2: Oof! I knew that girl was into toading!
Friend 1: Lmao facts
Toading by Spewnicorn February 6, 2019
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verb. holding on to something ; carrying

(caribbean slang)
Stop toating feelings, you know I love yuh baby!
toating by Swaggmonster101 July 1, 2012
the act of purposely being a male booty call to the african american society. Booty call involves said person having a small white sausage with braided pubes that smell like caca.
Provides little to no pleasure and is only their to be man handled. This booty call can be aquired by going to the nearest

Stripes at 2 a.m. on tuesdays when he is the most homo.
Dude i got to go its gonna be 2 in the morning i gotta meet this guy says hes into Tuaning with black men all night.
Tuaning by PedoGirl September 24, 2012

Dim Toning 

Setting your favourite song as your ring tone and then, after months of hearing it over and over again through your phone's bass-hating speakers, growing to hate it through too much repetition
"Isn't this your favourite song?"

"No, I can't stand it anymore. I set it as my ring tone and after four months of hearing just the chorus I cracked."

"Gutted. That's some pretty dim toning on your part."

"Yeah."

"What have you got as your ring tone now?"

"Why are we talking about ring tones?"

"We must just be losers."

"Bastard."
Dim Toning by H.S. Willsy August 27, 2011
To smoke some realy good BUD!!
Hey, i just got back from my mother-in-laws. I was Toaking the whole way there, so i didn't have to listen to that old wrench.
Toaking by RichieRichie0916 January 3, 2009
Don't mind Paul's moodiness - it's the hormones. He just started traning to become Pauline.
traning by msjackson April 11, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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