Turtle Tanked

When you fuck a girl from behind and her ass smells like a hot turtle tank.

Me and Jaycie had sex, and she turtle tanked me. She must have taken a huge shit right before we did it.

Turtle Tanked by Hogger09 April 5, 2022

Twonked

Getting high as balls.

Me and the boys got absolutely twonked after snorting grandma’s ashes.

Twonked by Dr. Mantis Toboggan PHD February 25, 2020

Tanked 

Taking an attack with minimum damage, showing high durability.

The Third Raikage tanked Naruto's Futon: Rasenshuriken

The tank tanked that rocket!

Superman tanked the missile and saved the day.

Tanked by SSM12 September 27, 2012

Tonedeaf 

One who cannot distingish whether his or hers singing sucks

Ruben Studdard

Tonedeaf by Splintercell December 6, 2003

toked it 

to have smoked marijuana

I toked up like crazy at my cousin's place this weekend!

toked it by TFS February 19, 2005

athletic and toned 

A body type that is typically selected on match.com by females that are neither athletic, nor toned. If they were honest with themselves, they would be selecting "a few extra pounds"

All I'm finding by searching through the athletic and toned body type girls are fatsos that I would never even want to look at, let alone see without any clothes on. I think I'm going to puke.

athletic and toned by mylibido October 9, 2008

tronked 

A new word to replace all words meaning to be wasted/ drunk/ buzzed/ crunked/ high etc.

Bevan: Dude i drunk so much last night.
Barry: Yeah man you were pretty tronked.
Bevan: Bloody oath.

tronked by hmz August 6, 2006