tofu 

TOFU
stands for:

Toilet
Overflowed!
Food for
U!

A white block made from soy beans. A substitute for meat. Tastes like a mix between cardboard and styrofoam.

It's easier and cheaper to eat meat than it is to eat and buy tofu!
Eating meat unethical? Give me a break, what about the poor cute little soybeans killed to make the Tofu?!

tofu by Brick Wall December 26, 2004

tofu 

Mandarin transliteration: doufu

The East Asian version of cheese. Except it has less fat.

I like cheese, but don't eat it for dinner often.
I like tofu, but don't eat in sandwiches at all.

tofu by StatenIslander December 21, 2007

tofu 

fake chicken aka padding to a bra

what are you today? uber tofo!

tofu by just call me blond January 18, 2005

tofu 

WAT? it tastes good in the cubes wit the miso soup tho....
Its bean curd.

"i am strange so i lik the tofu cubes in the miso soup"

tofu by J.Lew July 3, 2003

TOFU 

Ghetto slang acronym for the following phrases:

1. To Fuck Up
2. Totally Fuck Up
3. Too Fucked Up(or Totally Fucked Up)
4. Too Old For You

1. Yo biatch, gimme back d'ose G to da Bizzears 'fore I'm going TOFU yo trick ass self!

2. Ayyo, tonite I'm gonna TOFU dat niggapotamus fo' tryin ta sleep wit ma girl!

3. *crying* My momma's bernie, yo. Breast cancer. This is just TOFU!

4.

High School Kid 1: Yo mah dogg, our new english teacher be so dayum hot, I wanna be a man and make da bitch moooaaaan!

High School Kid 2: Nawww G, she being about 30 and you 18 years old, dat woman be TOFU!

TOFU by Mark H September 7, 2004

Tofu 

White food for white people

Black Girl: what are you eating?
White Girl:Tofu! it's good try some!

(Black Girl tires Tofu)
Black Girl: ewww! That Shit is nasty!
White Girl:Whatever. It's good
Black Girl:Come to my house after school, I'll give you some cornbread, Real food!

Tofu by mamag July 29, 2009

tofu 

Very nummy bean curd that can be used a variety of ways. No, it's not really natural. Neither is most of the stuff we eat.

We had peppers and tofu stir-fried in hot sauce for supper.

tofu by red_beard_neo December 21, 2003