A ninjapotamus is half ninja & half hippo creature that lives in a triangular shaped Umi Sake house. He eats bananas and drinks Jaeger bombs. He fights crime on the streets of Seattle pulling all sorts of kung-fu moves. It should be noted that his kung-fu moves arnt all that smooth. That's the key to the ninjapotamus. Hes very clumsy but he thinks hes very slick.
people who roam the hallways and stop in the middle to talk to their dumbass friends then when you pass nearby they say "ooooooooohhhhhhh dat nigga touch my bonkis"