Randy the Helpful Pineapple 

The pineapple helper of Stuff Magazine.

Randy the Helpful Pineapple says…

Randy the Helpful Pineapple by adonkeyisaass December 19, 2003

The german pineapple 

When a person has a miniature pineapple shoved in their anus while wearing a german SS uniform screaming NEIN!

I heard jimmy did the german pineapple

The german pineapple by III TTT June 19, 2020

Pineapple on the grill 

'Pineapple on the grill' is what you yell when you see a hot chick walk in your restaurant (i.e. The Keg). The cooks usually yell this when they spot the hot chicks from the broiler bar, then they proceed to take turns fingering the prime rib.

Sweaty cook #1: "Hey dude, check out the talent that just walked in!"

Sweaty cook #2: (yelling at the top of his lungs) "PINEAPPLE ON THE GRILL!!!"

All male restaurant staff the proceed to the hostess station to check out the sweet ass.

Pineapple on the grill by wvdrtnsf July 27, 2009

Pineapple in the mist 

to masturbate

I'm going to pineapple in the mist tonight to the thought of the science teacher, Ms. Friel, shes so hot!

Pineapple in the mist by alimac February 19, 2015

Pineapple a day keeps the worries away 

“A Pineapple a day keeps the worries away” While not a popular expression it was first cited in the Hawaiian travel magazine “Aloha Days” in 1965. Since that time it has come into wider usage throughout the islands and the west coast.

“A Pineapple a day keeps the worries away.”

Pineapple a day keeps the worries away by Loveallthepineapples May 28, 2018