Power Teet 

A teet from which the milk conducts massive amount of electricity.

Straight Foolish has been sucking on the Power Teet of Bonhoeffers so much lately that his home is run off the electricity.

Power Teet by Barook August 6, 2008

dick or teet 

This is what you say when you go to a hermaphrodites house on halloween. Ultimately you give the hermaphrodite one of two options of what she wants sucked.

You: *ding dong*
Herm: *opens door*
You: Dick or teet!?
Herm: What!? ... ... dick, please.
You: all right! *joy motion*

dick or teet by Captain Explode October 20, 2006

suckle the teet

Eating an entire meal's worth of samples at Harris Teeter

"I'm so broke I can't afford groceries," "Why don't you go suckle the Teet?"

suckle the teet by DivinePoptart September 9, 2009

Russian Teet 

2 parts 2% milk, 1 part straight Vodka

Bill passed out after drinking his sixth Russian Teet, the vomit smelled atrocious.

Russian Teet by The one Bruce to dismiss them November 17, 2017

Mother’s Teet 

3 or more people with heightened levels of self loathing each pour a Four Loko into a vessel, ideally a bucket, upon which time each individual uses a bendy straw to collectively chug the contents in as little time as possible

Last weekend we got together and did Mother’s Teet in the backyard

Mother’s Teet by King Neb December 14, 2018

2 Teet' 

3 homies who live according to the elements of the Teet code, 'B be B'.

If you can't live without your wife, you can't live the 2 Teet' life!

2 Teet' by King February 3, 2005

Super Teet 

Yo you remember my boi frozone from the Incredibles? A super teet is the super suit he used to save the day. Except it's just a big titty instead! A milky weapon for a milky guy!

HONEY, WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER. TEET? Super Teet
(Noun)

Super Teet by Superteet June 15, 2018