Scallop

The act of hitting someone open palmed on the back of the head in an upwards motion. Often done in an attempt to annoy

Oi scallop him
Yeah allright

Scallop by Nibbler The Ass Muncher, Crunch Crunch Crunch! June 16, 2007

scallops  

a type of seafood that is boneless and is from a mollusk muscle.Scallops are white and round with a subtle taste. widely served are scallops wrapped in bacon which are very good, especially with a nice pairing side of dill horseradish sauce.they also come in various sizes.

scallops are good to eat wrapped in bacon and when they are fresh.

scallops by evergreen imp June 14, 2008

scallop bag 

testicles, the testosticles, nads, gnards, marbles, jewels, balls, huevos, coinpurse, nuts, sack, satchel, berries, junk, privates, swimsuit parts, weinie-pops

Damn, can you believe that his own golfball ricocheted and hit him in the scallop bag!?!

scallop bag by BOBBY!!! December 18, 2008

swallowed in the sea 

the best coldplay song ever. It talkes about a guy and a girl and how the sea seems to have taken away one of them.

the streets your walking on,
a thousand houses long,
well thats where i belong,
and you belong with me,
not swallowed in the sea.

swallowed in the sea by Janiya January 12, 2009

Schlooped 

To brain-fart.

I cant Remember man I’m schlooped

Schlooped by Kydst December 30, 2018

trouser scallop 

Colloquial term for a vagina; the female counterpart of male anatomicals terms such as "trouser snake."

Those skinny jeans really emphasized her trouser scallop.

trouser scallop by ladyparts January 17, 2012

Stalloned 

When an individual has become so intoxicated, usually with a combination of alcohol and marijuana, that they begin to resemble Sylvester Stallone in speech and appearance.

Symptoms include: slurred speech, being exceedingly difficult to understand, and drooping of lower lip or eyelids giving the impression of partial face paralysis.

Onlooker:"Hey everybody, Joel is Stalloned!"

Joel: "Meh.... Dawhy is duuuhbeer guh duh dere?..... Yo Adrian... uuuuh... beer"

Stalloned by ThaMoxie February 18, 2010