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retardicity 

Something that demonstrates a distinctive retardedness surrounding it.... more of an air than anything else, a sort of "je ne sais quois" that tells you, inherently, that this person/place/thing is truly and utterly retarded.
My buddy dave, though suave in his leather jacket and sneakers, would be flush with retardicity any time he opened his mouth.
retardicity by Muntumbo mo klick December 24, 2008
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battlecar retardia

A junk car or truck ,that is driven like a tank by its' retarded driver. The driver forces his way into traffic, cuts people off, and does scary moves because he doesn't care if his ride gets into a wreck. Most battlecar drivers have no plates, no drivers license , no insurance ,and no brains. Normal drivers give way because they don't want a wreck.
Where are the cops when a battlecar retardia is loose?
battlecar retardia by knowman August 1, 2008

Retardicle 

Some one Stupid, Ignorant or Annoying you would call them retardicle
Retardicle by Mrs.Jakcson November 6, 2007

retardicus maximus

The largest retard in the world ever. ryan sucks
Hi Retardicus Maximus
Hey, look over there, its Retardicus Maximus

Retardaline 

A special type of pill for autistic people
Jimmy did you not take your Retardaline
Retardaline by MrMurphyOfficial January 24, 2019
1. adj. Of or relating to retards, retardation and stupidity
2. n. Dumb people, individually or as a group
Putting your dick in a vacuum cleaner hose is the retardian way of jacking off.

Kevin Federline is king of the retardians.
retardian by szyslak September 16, 2008

retardalyzed 

When someone is so retarded that they are paralyzed.
Yo man that nigga over there is so retardalyzed!
retardalyzed by vstro24 February 25, 2009