dick donkey punch 

the man the myth the legend , he is the reson why chicks in germany were helmets when engaged in sex.

i punched her so hard it was like i was dick donkeypunch

dick donkey punch by macnesa 23 May 2, 2003

Dick Neck Punch 

Punching someone in the dick while simultaneously punching them in the neck.

Common variants include: Penis Jugular Jolting, Cunt Trachea Punching, and Twat Throat Chopping.

I gave her phone number to a creeper at the bar and she immediately dick neck punched me.

Dick Neck Punch by GeorgeJungII September 5, 2012

Punch em in the dick 

The ultimate retaliation to any offensive action. Punching a male in the dick is many times seen as a cowardly move but depending the situation can also be used as a humiliation tactic. The phrase has been popularized by the musical group "Juicy Karkass" who actually has a song titled "Punch 'em in the dick", and is about punching people in the dick.

Juicy karkass quotes:

"...Yo look at that chump, see the way that he struts? Don't kick him in the rump, go nuts on his nuts..."

"...but you aint gotta be a dude, shit I'll dick punch a chick..."

"...fuck Sun Tzu you wanna learn the art of war? Just punch em in the dick..."

Punch em in the dick by whaargarbl April 18, 2010

punch a baby in the dick 

To be so angry you will do something irrational.

"I am so pissed I could punch a baby in the dick!"

punch a baby in the dick by Chris Marks August 31, 2006

Punch you in the cunt with my dick

Intercourse

Ideally in front of girls parents. 'I wanna punch you in the cunt with my dick.

Punch you in the cunt with my dick by TurdShark January 3, 2020

National Punch a tall person in the Dick day

November 1st is National Punch a Tall Person in the Dick Day. Find anyone over 6’ tall and punch them right in the dick.

Kyle- “you know what November 1st is nolan?”
Nolan “no, what day is it?”
Kyle punches Nolan in the dick “national punch a tall person in the dick day”
Nolan “god dammit Kyle”

National Punch a tall person in the Dick day by bloodyfoot October 12, 2021

Punch him in the dick 

To crave or desire a man's penis usually in a sexual way normally though sexual intercourse. Wive's of men will say this to their husbands often to avoid suspicion that they desire another man's penis.

Husband: That guy's an asshole. Wife: I really want to punch him in the dick!

Punch him in the dick by 12345 Anonymous 54321 June 4, 2019