Definitions by TurdShark

Komodo dragon 

Where you spaff in a girls mouth and she proceeds to spit it at passers by.

Crazy bitch pulled a komodo dragon on that bitch, she's messy on jaeger.

Komodo dragon by TurdShark January 3, 2020

Tongue punch my fart box 

Politely requesting someone lick your turd cutter. Often for sexual gratification.

Your girl asks you if her sister is pretty, 'Yeah I want her to tongue punch my fart box.'

Tongue punch my fart box by TurdShark January 3, 2020

Punch you in the cunt with my dick

Intercourse

Ideally in front of girls parents. 'I wanna punch you in the cunt with my dick.

Punch you in the cunt with my dick by TurdShark January 3, 2020