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Ideally in front of girls parents. 'I wanna punch you in the cunt with my dick.
by TurdShark January 3, 2020
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Tongue punch my fart box

Politely requesting someone lick your turd cutter. Often for sexual gratification.
Your girl asks you if her sister is pretty, 'Yeah I want her to tongue punch my fart box.'
by TurdShark January 3, 2020
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Komodo dragon

Where you spaff in a girls mouth and she proceeds to spit it at passers by.
Crazy bitch pulled a komodo dragon on that bitch, she's messy on jaeger.
by TurdShark January 3, 2020
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