Tongue punch my fart box

Politely requesting someone lick your turd cutter. Often for sexual gratification.

Your girl asks you if her sister is pretty, 'Yeah I want her to tongue punch my fart box.'

by TurdShark January 03, 2020

Punch you in the cunt with my dick

Intercourse

Ideally in front of girls parents. 'I wanna punch you in the cunt with my dick.

by TurdShark January 03, 2020

Komodo dragon

Where you spaff in a girls mouth and she proceeds to spit it at passers by.

Crazy bitch pulled a komodo dragon on that bitch, she's messy on jaeger.

by TurdShark January 03, 2020