Jet-Puffed 

the act of getting screwed over by a fat person. The person doesn't necessarily need to be overweight at the time of the encounter.

Originated from Kraft Marshmallows Brand "Jet-Puffed"

952): "My boyfriend cheated on me..."
480): "Who cares, wasn't he fat"
952): "Ya, I really got Jet-Puffed!"

Man I really got Jet-Puffed, I was late, standing in line at the grocery store and this little fat kid cut in front of my to buy a candy bar.

Jet-Puffed by MsJBootie November 30, 2009

fluffy puff air puffed sugar delights 

The taste sensation of the '30s.

Fluffy-Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights, handpuffed in a factoru in Newconsin!

fluffy puff air puffed sugar delights by Donkey Kong Song September 28, 2003

Jet-Puffed Mo' 

If you don't know what a JPM is, then you're probably one.

Man.. I can't stand those filthy Jet-Puffed Mo'.

Jet-Puffed Mo' by Mar_Wood December 22, 2021

Anti-puffed 

The act of assonating one or more members of the Power Puff Girls, and/or the destruction of their merchandise.

William: Hey Tom, where'd my kalashnikov go? :)

Tom: Sugar, spice, and everything nice...and their Christmas special DVD's, were just anti-puffed!

Anti-puffed by PustulioSquig November 28, 2010

Sweet Puffed Wheat 

A cereal eaten as a kid by my jazz band director, Kackley. In accordance to the 2006 Jazz Band guide book, Page 1, Section 1, Subsection 1, Paragraph 1, Sentence 1, Line 1: Jazz band members are not to tell of any random stories told by Kackley during Jazz Band.

That's all I can tell you...

SWEET PUFFED WHEAT!!!!!

(As me, Donnie, Nick, Justin, etc. are walking down the hall) SWEET PUFFED WHEAT!!!!

Sweet Puffed Wheat by Jon (his awsomeness) September 30, 2007

Cheese Puffed 

Being the victim of others when your enemies are armed with cheese puffs. There is little to no damage in cheese puffing incidents, but you will have to watch where you walk for a 5 foot radius around the location of where it happened.

I was walking out to my car from work today, and these three guys just popped up out of nowhere and totally cheese puffed me! I shall get my revenge...with the delicate art of reverse paparazzi.

Cheese Puffed by Equalizer92 October 22, 2010

Penguin Puffed

To be summoned to Human Resource for disciplinary reasons

I got penguin Puffed today for calling in sick yesterday

Penguin Puffed by Jules Verne 2000 October 3, 2017