Definitions by Equalizer92

Cheese Puffed 

Being the victim of others when your enemies are armed with cheese puffs. There is little to no damage in cheese puffing incidents, but you will have to watch where you walk for a 5 foot radius around the location of where it happened.

I was walking out to my car from work today, and these three guys just popped up out of nowhere and totally cheese puffed me! I shall get my revenge...with the delicate art of reverse paparazzi.

Cheese Puffed by Equalizer92 October 22, 2010

Leopard-Mobile 

When someone cheese puffs your car shortly before, during, or after a rain. Resulting in many orange dots persisting on your car before you take it to the car wash. Side effects of a leopard-mobile include Liono from the Thundercats wanting to recruit you, neighbors yelling cat noises when driving to work, and eventual washing of cars.

(walks in door)I'm so angry! Somebody cheese puffed my car. But since it rained, now it's a leopard-mobile. Also, I'm starting to loathe the month of April.

Leopard-Mobile by Equalizer92 October 22, 2010

Reverse Paparazzi 

Taking lots of random pictures of yourself and leaving them on another person's camera/phone.

The other day, I was so bored. So I totally reverse paparazzi'd Jerry's camera.

Reverse Paparazzi by Equalizer92 October 8, 2010