procrasterbating 

The act of wasting time, or putting off other more important activities by masturbating.

1) Last night was awful; I had a sumative essay to finish, but I spent all my time procrasterbating!

2) 'Where's Ed?'
'I dunno, but he has a lab report to finish for tomorrow and you know what he's like... Probably procrasterbating again.'

procrasterbating by Danp February 1, 2007

Procrasturbation 

the act of masturbating when you should really be doing something else.

Mom: "Jimmy, are you done with your project that's due tomorrow?
Jimmy: "Ummm, almost mom."
Mom: "Jimmy quit procrasturbating, you're gonna fail your class and go blind!!"

Procrasturbation is a grade killer

Procrasturbation by Tommy Maddox January 29, 2007

procrastibate 

1) Procrastinating masturbation, only long enough to talk to your mother/girlfriend on the phone when she asks "What are you doing?" and you say "Nothing..." in case they have a hidden camera setup after the last time you told them that.

2) Masturbating instead of doing your english homework and then texting your teacher for an "extension".

No, I procrastibated! ;)

procrastibate by raichupal November 21, 2010

procrasterbation 

to put off a responsibility, duty, etc. in order to masturbate.

"did you do the math homework last night?"
"no man, i let procrasterbation get to me and i forgot all about it"

procrasterbation by createdbyswavilicious March 27, 2009

procrasturbation 

n. to avoid work by masturbating.

I didn't feel like working on my novel so, instead, i just lay around procrasturbating.

procrasturbation by darren o'donnell July 17, 2004

procrasturbator 

Someone who puts off doing work and masturbates instead. procrastinator + masturbator.

Will didn't even do his project lasnight he stayed up all night jerking it, he's such a procrasturbator.

procrasturbator by Partyup4269 June 1, 2009

Procrasturbate 

to pleasure oneself while deferring action of another task.
replacing a responsible and necessary action with masturbation.

while conducting research online for school work, eddie quickly began to procrasturbate when a pornographic website suddenly took his attention in another direction.

Procrasturbate by pezlikecandy June 20, 2011