Poor man's disprin 

Temporary relief from all ailments provided by a quick orgasm.

I need a poor man's disprin.

Poor man's disprin by Mike1234567890 October 27, 2012

Poor man's sploof 

When one exhales smoke into another fellow's rectum in order to disguise the odor. Much like a regular sploof but for the small cost of nothing.

Example:
'Smoking in the school bathroom'

Robert - OH SHIT, the principal is coming, quickly put your lips around my asshole and perform the poor man's sploof!
'Jonny exhales the dank smoke into the anal cavity of Robert'
Jonny - Thanks Robert, you saved us both. Also, no homo tho.
Robert - Yeah that was close, no homo hehe..

Poor man's sploof by Rövslafsaren May 31, 2021

poor man's limo 

any public transportation (bus, train, subway, metro) where you are the ONLY person getting a ride

I rode the poor man's limo home today.

For the second time this month I got the poor man's limo to take me home.

poor man's limo by ewensa July 5, 2012

poor man's vacation 

Getting drunk or high. You may not have the money to go to Disneyland, but for twenty bucks you can get shitfaced enough that you won't care.

c.f. Ani DiFranco "My Country Tis of Thee"

Haven't seen Dog all week. Where he at?

He on the poor man's vacation.

poor man's vacation by Goso September 28, 2011

Poor man's bank 

A pawn shop.

My account is at the poor man's bank on 1st Street, the pawn shop that has my trumpet and drum kit in the display window.

Poor man's bank by North Central Johnny July 18, 2009

Poor Man's Blumpkin 

The act of masturbating while defecating. It is the next best thing to a true blumpkin.

"Larry's girlfriend didn't come over, so he ended up getting a poor man's blumpkin that night."

Poor Man's Blumpkin by Mudkipz9001 October 9, 2009

poor man's bidet 

When you're taking a shit in a public restroom and the size, mass, or shape of the shit is such that is causes an updward splash that reaches the genital or anal area.

bidet
A small low basin with taps, on which a person sits to wash their genital and anal areas.

Dan was using the restroom at Dodgers Stadium, and he dropped an ass bomb so large that it was like he was using a poor man's bidet.

poor man's bidet by D. Jackson and M. Ward September 27, 2005