Plink 

SMii7y's racist.

Johns a plink

Plink by ouygbyhbbh January 9, 2022

Phunkle 

A Phunkle is a phunky unkle. A man not to be crossed in any bad way. A protector of decent humans and alpha male to all animals.
A well respected man who doesnt judge. A man of the world.

A wise Phunkle with wisdom of all things of sense. Open minded and full of Phunk and Phun.

"where you going?" down Phunkles to see mi Phunkle

Phunkle by Baroness Brass April 28, 2021

Plink 

A racial slur

SMii7Y: "He's such a plink"
Kryoz: : "What do you mean by that?"

Plink by BrentSon69 January 9, 2022

Plink 

The racist term for a milkbag

"He's such a plink"
"Nobody wants to be a plink"

Plink by Zombiebro January 9, 2022

Plankton 

1% Evil
99% Hot gas

Plankton

Plankton by SSDC JDR JPC June 7, 2011

plonkadoodle 

An idiot who does nothing but draw/doodle all his spare time, especially of chickens

There's this loser at school called Joey who's such a plonkadoodle. I mean, his hobby is doodling and drawing chickens!

plonkadoodle by Doddi September 14, 2007

thick as two short planks 

an expression defining how stupid someone is; chiefly British.
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"

"Whoah, you're thick as two short planks!"

thick as two short planks by dv8trix October 21, 2008