Plastered

Drunk: when you drink a shitload of booze

That chick was so plastered.

Plastered by Ames Hill November 16, 2007

plastered

Being heavily f-cked up due to a horribly enormous consumption of alchohol. Can be fun, but be sure to carefully pick out which clothes to throw up on.

person 1. ey buudy i fuckn luv u man....
person 2. but bud... u dont even relly kno me...
person 1. Im gonna puke....
person 2. wait fer me man....
both: shit guy, wer f-ckin plastered.

plastered by Aaron#66756 September 30, 2005

Patterned

It's where you yourself finish up a situation or scenario. Or be done with a person/situation/scenario.

Did you sort out that stuff with that lad? Yeh Bruv I patterned him

Patterned by LinguoGuy October 11, 2018

Vanilla Plastered

When someone, or a group of people get drunk, wasted, smashed, out of their fucking mind.

Guy 1: What happened last night at the party?

Guy 2: Yo, you got so vanilla plastered last night. No wonder you couldn't remember anything.

Vanilla Plastered by mcdrunken May 22, 2011

Harry pottered 

When playing Fortnite if yu build a 1x1 and get trapped under your stairs by accident then yu say I’ve harry pottered myself

Person1:fuckkk!!!!
Person2: what!?
Person1: i just harry pottered myself!!
Person2:peek he’s probably gonna get high ground on yow ass lmao
Person1: fuckk yu..
*made with my great imagination*

Harry pottered by Certii2savv (Alexis Nicolaides August 24, 2018

cheese platter 

a person who often showcases different cheese demeanours (ie. jokes, stories, comebacks) that may surpass one's standard of someone who is cheesey

girl 1: so i talked to hector on the phone for 4 hours straight last night

girl 2: oh gawed how did you survive? he is such a cheese platter! i cannot stand talking to him for any period of time!

cheese platter by delores haze September 5, 2006

deli platter 

A deli platter is a multi-ethnic meat selection.

See gangbang.

Guy: hey baby, how about you, me, and 2 of my friends get a deli platter?
Girl: Um, so like ... a gangbang?
Guy: Yeah but with better variety.
Girl: OK!

deli platter by Thequick April 7, 2008