oboe threat 

Threat given by band members who play oboe. I make my godamm oboe reeds myself with a knife! Don't you dare fucking touch my hours of work!! I will fucking KNIFE YOU AND BURN YOUR SHITTY CLARINET!!!!! Never forget that you're my band bitch, bitch.

Idiot: *step step* *CRACK!!*
Oboist: OMG You broke my reed you clutz!
Idiot: Jeez calm down, can't you just get another one?
Oboist: I fucking made that myself! It took four days! I'm gonna knife you in your sleep, asshole!!
Other band member: Oh shit, he just got an oboe threat!

oboe threat by PurpleDragonRider February 11, 2014

oboe player 

the oboe player is a strange breed. do to there shrunken brains do to the pressure put on there head from pushing all that
air thew the tiny hole. they are the most pathetic person you'll see. usual female, they never have drama in the section but look like there drinking a caparison when playing

oh look there are only two oboe players this year again thos pathetic little shits

oboe player by oogoommm April 20, 2022

Oboe Sandwich 

A euphemism for returning a favor.

For example, "Thanks for making a great dinner tonight. You're getting an oboe sandwich!"

Oboe Sandwich by BizGem March 22, 2011

Slippery Oboe 

Slippery Oboe – River Style

The maiden voyage of the “Slippery Oboe” was first weathered in July 1975 on the North Branch of the Manistee River in Michigan. In actuality the Oboe is a long musical instrument but in this application it’s substituted with another obvious long instrument. Next a truck inner tube is used as a floatation device for river tubing. Two riders male and felmale position themselves on a large tube, male first straddles the tube bottom down and female in his lap. On a secluded section of the river the maestro (male) uncases his “Oboe” from the side of his swim trunks for some quality playing time. The Slippery (wet) Oboe is then plugged into the conductor’s (female) orchestra chamber from behind while she is positioned on his lap. The tubers then carefully balance themselves back onto the tube and begin to float. The male then takes responsibility for guiding the tube and providing the desired timbre (motion) – the female then enjoys the large range of timbre and dynamic range of notes of the free floating ride of estacy.

Maynard talked Julie into a “Slippery Oboe” duet while tubing on the Manistee.

Mike and Kathy were please with the erotica of floating on their tube and subtlety working their steamy version of the “Slipper Oboe” and the floating climatic crechendo at band camp!

Slippery Oboe by Mr. Doobie August 5, 2008

play the pink oboe

To perform fellatio on a male

"Shirley bent down and proceeded to play the pink oboe"

play the pink oboe by Lord Iffy Boatrace February 13, 2003

pink oboe

Another name for the penis. Made famous by the late Peter Cook's 'Here Comes the Judge' speech.

Also a name given to the public houses and bars frequented by gay clientele.

Horace said to Walter, 'I would like to suck on your pink oboe'.

Walter suggested they both go to the pink oboe for a Campari and soda.

pink oboe by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004

Play the Hobo Oboe 

To administer fellatio to a person of no fixed abode.

Cor, Trace that unwashed drunken homeless man looks hot, I think I want to play the hobo oboe.

Play the Hobo Oboe by Alan the Bwang August 20, 2008