1 definition by PurpleDragonRider
Threat given by band members who play oboe. I make my godamm oboe reeds myself with a knife! Don't you dare fucking touch my hours of work!! I will fucking KNIFE YOU AND BURN YOUR SHITTY CLARINET!!!!! Never forget that you're my band bitch, bitch.
Idiot: *step step* *CRACK!!*
Oboist: OMG You broke my reed you clutz!
Idiot: Jeez calm down, can't you just get another one?
Oboist: I fucking made that myself! It took four days! I'm gonna knife you in your sleep, asshole!!
Other band member: Oh shit, he just got an oboe threat!
Oboist: OMG You broke my reed you clutz!
Idiot: Jeez calm down, can't you just get another one?
Oboist: I fucking made that myself! It took four days! I'm gonna knife you in your sleep, asshole!!
Other band member: Oh shit, he just got an oboe threat!
by PurpleDragonRider February 12, 2014