murph, murphed, murphing 

to stand some one up, miss an appointment, not show, leave em hangin

He was supposed to meet us at the bar but we got murphed.

murph, murphed, murphing by V. Abeyta April 17, 2003

Murphed 

Strangely akin to 'morphed' in that the most regular and mild-mannered individual can, in the space of a few hours, turn into a rabid, dribbling fiend, screaming obscenities willy-nilly, controlled by the strings of Arthur Guinness. The act of spending an evening in the company of Vince Murphy of Rathmines. Yeehaw.

"Mattress was locked the other night, man."
"Yeh, he was completely fragonned and controlled by strings."
"Exceedingly Murphed. Oh no, he's coming over..."
"Can ye not do that somewhere else..?"

Murphed by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 2, 2004

Murphed 

to be defeated in shame; utterly crushed

We all got murphed.

Murphed by John Klingerton March 13, 2011

murph, murphed, murphing 

to continue to take part in an online political forum discussion even after one has already said one's good-byes

The other poster's message about Clinton's sex life got her so riled that she could not resist murphing for a quick rebuttal, and then another one, and then another one.

murph, murphed, murphing by Anonymous August 26, 2003

murphedelic 

Adj.) A word used to describe something that twists the senses and confuses the brain; describes a site that is beyond trippy.

Dude, that rainbow, shape shifting unicorn that sings Pink Floyd all day is murphedelic.

murphedelic by penguinface March 2, 2014

Murphed 

(v) making out with britton murphy at a party

1: Yo who got Murphed last night?

2: Like 7 people dude!

Murphed by Yoooboi May 18, 2021

Murphed 

Adj. When an overly active anus has been penetrated so many times that the rectum no longer grips around inserted objects.

Origin: From the mid-2010s, when Carl gave Murphy an anal prolapse.

My dick didn’t feel anything when I fucked his murphed hole.

Murphed by gdiz916 July 7, 2022