Microsoft 

A company that controls over 90% of the computer OS market share. Which is also highly criticized and made fun of. This is stupid because there the number 1 OS maker. And contrary to popular belief there products actually work. They are also worth more than any other computer OS manufacture in the world. So come on people lets face facts. There products must work because if they didn’t then no one would buy them.

Microsoft Windows NT, 95,98, 2000, XP, Vista. Xbox, Xbox 360, Zune

Microsoft by Commander Grass July 7, 2007

microsoft 

Company that everyone hates due to the aggorant asshole known as Steve Jobs.

Mac Nazis: WAH WAH FUCK MICROSOFT THEY SUCK WAH!
Linux Nazis: M$ is shit wah
Normal person: ...Why do I have to listen to you assholes?

microsoft by OLOL February 3, 2007

Microsoft 

1.The awesome company that everyone seems to think is evil.

2.A really small, floppy cock.

"Windows started sucking at Vista"

"Man, that guy sure had a Microsoft!"

Microsoft by Blobis August 12, 2007

microsoft 

The company whose products (including programming languages, operating systems, and productivity software titles) form the backbone of modern computing.

Microsoft is a fine example of 'horizontal growth'.

microsoft by Shanya Almafeta May 9, 2003

microsoft 

a big cheesie company that copies everything and makes it slow lagging and crashing a lot

apple-hey guys I made this original operationg system
microsoft-im just going to steel all your stuff and make it stupid
apple-you dont have permission you son of a b**** oh well i made mine look good and flashy and at the same time awsome!
microsoft-people already use my f***ing crappy unoriginal ideas anyway
(during this war apple takes back all of it's dignity back and saves the world by making Ipods, trading with google, and punching bill gates in big laughing groups!)

microsoft by steven beattie March 7, 2007

microsoft 

an evilcompany that became successful by thievery, bullshitting customers, keeping quality control OFF the table, and pulling unfair marketing schemes to leach money from people across the globe. continues to thrive off the rest of the population minus Mac users and uses its corporate power to control its market. Still has hardly made an effort to improve Windows since they know they have control over the market. They release new windows just to increase profit, and these "upgrades" are in effect just like looking through a different window at the same damn thing-a junk-piled OS.

the xbox 360 is their only tangible product. this device is possibly the worst excuse for a video game system. the only reason people buy it is for the selection of video games and exclusive games like halo that microsoft bought out.

*new xbox 360 4gb commercial*
Billy: "Wow that actually sounds like something i might buy from microsoft. they finally decided to really improve the 360. built in wifi, slimmer and runs quieter, sounds like a worthy game system."
Jesus: Now billy, you may think that at the moment, but you must discern that this is Satan tempting you. If you buy the reasonably priced 4g version, you will be trapped into buying a $130 hardrive if you want to play co-op in Halo Reach. This is deceiful trickery, because they knew they could have made their 4gb system work with Halo Reach, but decided not to. This microsoft you speak of is only out for profit, so do not let them lay their selfish tricks on you."

microsoft by rageagainstmicrosoft December 21, 2010

microsoft 

A big, evil corporation hell bent on world domination, lead by Satan himself, Bill Gates - Multi Billionaire/prince of darkness. Headquaters in Seattle/Hell.

"Hey, what do you think of Microsoft?"

"oh, you mean the company that promotes EVIL?"

microsoft by JustinFromAus August 10, 2006