Definitions by JustinFromAus

microsoft 

A big, evil corporation hell bent on world domination, lead by Satan himself, Bill Gates - Multi Billionaire/prince of darkness. Headquaters in Seattle/Hell.

"Hey, what do you think of Microsoft?"

"oh, you mean the company that promotes EVIL?"

microsoft by JustinFromAus August 10, 2006

iPod 

Something people buy to look cool

"hey look, ive got an iPod"
"Sweet, how much did that cost?"
"$599"
"Wow, mine cost half that, for double the capacity"
"yeah but .. im way cooler"
"true true, i want an iPod now!"

iPod by JustinFromAus August 10, 2006