iPod

Something people buy to look cool

"hey look, ive got an iPod"
"Sweet, how much did that cost?"
"$599"
"Wow, mine cost half that, for double the capacity"
"yeah but .. im way cooler"
"true true, i want an iPod now!"

by JustinFromAus August 10, 2006

microsoft

A big, evil corporation hell bent on world domination, lead by Satan himself, Bill Gates - Multi Billionaire/prince of darkness. Headquaters in Seattle/Hell.

"Hey, what do you think of Microsoft?"

"oh, you mean the company that promotes EVIL?"

by JustinFromAus August 10, 2006