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Lot Lizards 

The women of the place, Iowa Lot, and believe it or not, Iowa Lizard Lots, because they work there too. If they front you their services, try not to go back to the places like Iowa Lot because you don't have enough money to pay them all. I better duck. Here comes one now!
Quincy: "Leave a note for the lot lizards of the place, Iowa Lot, that someone wrote "Iowa Lizard Lots" in the places like Iowa Lot!"

Cornelius: "Was it Idaho Yudaho?"

Quincy: "No. More like a Heedaho Sheedaho!"

Cornelius: "Oh. It must be one of them damn Oklahomasexuals again!"

Quincy: "Yep!"
Lot Lizards by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 13, 2023
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A euphemism used by author David Icke for the Jewish population.
"The lizards control the world."
lizards by Chaim Lebowitz December 29, 2003

Max and the Slippery Lizards 

also known as the storytelling gypsies, this team basically depends on one player to win all their games and laughs at people with broken legs and leprechauns.
That goalie for Max and the Slippery Lizards is so hot!!

yea shes a babe. I'm gonna hit her in the face with the ball now.

Lizardist 

One who follows Lizard
"Well as a Lizardist, I would have to respectfully disagree."
Lizardist by Loz Rodd December 2, 2013

Lizardlism

If you don't believe in god but in Lizards.
You see lizards as your god
nowdays more people believe god isnt a human but a reptile.
"hey man are u christian?"
"i don't believe in god i believe that the gods are lizards"
"so what are you then?"
"lizardlism is my religion"
Lizardlism by lizardisthenewblack January 18, 2017

LizardTem 

The second best Hanzo player in Overwatch
LizardTem: We Need A Healer
Lizardman (friend): NO! DONT PICK HANZO!!!!! YOU SUCK AS HIM IM THE BEST HANZO IN THE WORLD!
LizardTem by LizardTem January 8, 2018
A ridiculously large line of cocaine, like the length of a reptile.
“This week was sooo tough. I can’t wait to party! When we do let’s start with some lizards!!”
Lizards by fetchfun November 8, 2018