Reverse Kanga

The reverse kanga is the art of laying a poo/shit/dump/turd/crap whilst sitting on a toilet facing backwards towards the flusher. This action causes the poo to run down the front of the bowl leaving a long brown skidmark.

A perfect time to drop a reverse kanga is when visiting a place that you dont like. e.g. school, random building that looks like a church in the city etc.

Reverse Kanga by MRGregGregson October 26, 2007

inverted kanga 

The act of sitting back to front on the toilet, leaning back with your ankles up on the cistern or feet on the wall. This produces particularly effective results when suffering diarrhea, with the effect being faeces shrapnel all over the high part of the rear of the bowl, including up under the seat.

I wasn't going to leave that pricks place without making my mark so I snuck off the the bathroom and assumed the inverted kanga on the toilet. He'll be cleaning that for days.

inverted kanga by chench October 5, 2006

Reverse kanga

Doing a poo on someone else toilet backwards to get as much poo everywhere as you can.

Me: Hey that guy Wayne was such a douche.

You: Well go and do a reverse kanga at his place.

Reverse kanga by Anonimuser December 21, 2010

Black kanga 

A sexy ass male that attracts many women and is a master in the wrestling mat and in the sheets often named

did u see that black kanga

Black kanga by Schnoebs July 14, 2016

Sketty kanga 

Defined as person that has to jump on the next opportunity person or home faster then a kangaroo hops

You sketty little kanga

You jumped in his bed like the sketty kanga you are

Sketty kanga by Kohigh82 August 24, 2024

Al-kanga

It’s when jinns find an unsuspecting human target and proceed to surround him and call him squirly in an attempt to trick him into going wreath-mode indefinitely or until pardoned (at their will, of course). Now, this ofcourse never comes to fruition as it’s literally impossible without the co-operation of the human (due to pre-existing heavenly laws pertaining to creation). What ends up happening, is the jinn participants realise they are inferior fools, absolute fools mid-kanga, and proceed to blame it on environmental factors whilst taking all the credit amongst other unsuspecting jinns (a kanga in its own right lol).

“You hear about Timmy? The jinns around him tried do him dirty and al-kanga him, but of course he got away after a couple of months… They tried chasing him down, but Timmy was just too smart”

“No way, I’m guessing the jinns around him took the credit anyway?”

“Oh, you know it, classic al-kanga”

Al-kanga by Escape-dat-kanga January 1, 2026

Captain Kangaroo 

1 of the longest running children's TV shows, 1st episode Oct. 3, 1955. Bob Keeshan starred as Captain Kangaroo & at age 29 he dyed his hair gray to appear more "grandfatherly". His sidekick Mr. Green Jeans (he did wear green jeans overalls!) was played by Hugh Brannum. A few of the main characters were Mr. Moose, Mr. Rabbit, & Grandfather clock.

Captain Kangaroo was so popular & many, many kids watched it & were highly entertained; a great show!

Captain Kangaroo by Starchylde May 21, 2016