chench's definitions

Zench

Zench a mixture between a chair and bench

Dude you slept on your zench last night!

by Chench August 13, 2016

inverted kanga

The act of sitting back to front on the toilet, leaning back with your ankles up on the cistern or feet on the wall. This produces particularly effective results when suffering diarrhea, with the effect being faeces shrapnel all over the high part of the rear of the bowl, including up under the seat.

I wasn't going to leave that pricks place without making my mark so I snuck off the the bathroom and assumed the inverted kanga on the toilet. He'll be cleaning that for days.

by chench October 5, 2006