short jabber 

(noun) 1. A male who does not last long during sexual intercourse. 2. A person who ejaculates prematurely.

(verb) short jabbing The Act of prematurely ejaculating.

She said i last way longer than her last guy. I guess he was a short jabber.

short jabber by big.tee09 August 9, 2010

jabberwiki 

a portmanteau of jabberwocky and Wikipedia.
1. a person whose attempts at witty conversation comes mostly from Wikipedia articles. 2. someone who monopolizes conversations with random trivia. 2. v. to bore the hell out of your friends by incessantly spouting unsubstantiated and useless facts.

1. Matt was such an annoying jabberwiki that his co-workers avoid his company.

2. "Tell your girl to go easy on the sauce, dude. Once she gets hammered she turns into a jabberwiki!"

3. "Who are you trying to impress, Larry? What you just said was pure, unadulterated jabberwiki!"

jabberwiki by Nickilicious January 16, 2008

Steve Jobbed 

To have your balls burned by a latop while using it on your lap.

I was using my PowerBook in the crowded lecture hall and got totally Steve Jobbed in about 5 minutes!

Steve Jobbed by TacticalMoFo September 1, 2008

Job Jobbed 

Completing a job
Once the job is complete you have jobbed the job

Husband : Be a good wife and make me a sandwich

Wife : Already have , Job Jobbed

Job Jobbed by Ollie Icon James November 6, 2011

Jabber-Wickling 

1. The act of moving one's partially erect penis up and down and possibly side to side without the use of hands or the power of a pelvic thrust

2. Using the muscles at the base of the penis to control the movements of the penis when partially engorged with blood.

1. Wow, I got really bored in math class so I was jabber-wickling under the desk.

2. When I want to confuse a girl and I am in my sweat pants I jabber-wickle until she notices.

Jabber-Wickling by Daryl L. May 8, 2005

Jabber Jaws 

One who talks incessantly about his/herself or anything in general.

Jill is such a fucking jabber jaws, it's like 'shut the fuck up already.'

Jabber Jaws by EatMyShorts89 April 1, 2009

Slobber Jobbed 

To receive a very sloppy, wet blow job. Typically involves spitting and excessive amounts of saliva.

Rachel slobber jobbed me last night. It was so wet and sloppy I nutted her throat in about two minutes.

Slobber Jobbed by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017