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Italian Greyhound 

A small, skinny, breed of dog that can be loveable, cute, and adorable. They have legs the size of twigs and the stomach of an anorexic granny...but they're supposed to look that way. Sometimes a little possessive and needy, but very loyal. Super fast runners! Watch out!
Lola: "So you have a dog?"
Jared: "Yep."
Lola: "Aw. What kind?"
Jared: "An Italian greyhound."

Ferrari 458 Italia 

the successor to the now defunct f430. this car got a lot of great reviews from major automobile shows and magazines and one considers this as one of the all-time greats. it is also arguably the most beautiful ferrari ever built.
Ferrari 458 Italia... Una Bella Machina!! :)

Italian Dish Towel 

An act of "kindness" that is performed in which a gentleman unloads his wad onto a female recipient and proceeds to clean up with her hair.
"Last night I gave her a Pearl Necklace and cleaned up with the Italian Dish Towel."

Italian quesadilla 

Two slices of pizza served face-to-face with the cheese and toppings inside and the bottoms of the slices on the outside.

When served it looks like a large piece of a quesadilla but is really just an easy way to eat two slices of pizza at the same time.

A creative way of mixing different toppings of pizza into each bite.
May I have an Italian Quesadilla with one meat lovers and one veggie slice to-go, please?
Italian quesadilla by EvoLife September 22, 2019

filthy italian 

When your done banging your old lady and you wipe your cock off with your t-shirt then you proceed to put it back on then go out to dinner
Look at that filthy Italians t-shirt
filthy italian by Dans1900 February 22, 2017

italian apple 

I created the Italian Apple Martini while working at the Rio Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. Here is how you make one at home...
3/4 oz Amaretto Di Saronno liqueur, 1 1/2 oz DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker schnapps, 3/4 oz Stoli Vanil vodka, 1 splash Rose's lime juice, 1 splash cranberry juice.
Pour all into iced shaker tin, shake until tin is cold to the touch and strain into martini glass. Garnish with lime wheel, and serve.
"I'm tired of drinking beer, I need something good"
"My Spiritual Advisor recommends an Italian Apple martini."
italian apple by vegasrew April 26, 2007