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Basically, a super hot girl that doesn’t know she’s hot, which makes her even hotter. All the guys drool over her and she’s entirely oblivious. Don’t be fooled tho, she’s not as clueless as she pretends to be. She’s super nice and down to earth, and is willing to go through hell and back for those she loves.
He likes Ismaeli? Yo who doesn’t, I’d totally tap that.
ismaeli by Kombatboi October 18, 2019
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A country that thinks it’s Superman, but is actually Homelander.
“Dealing with Israel is like being in a relationship with an abuser. He F**** you up, and then acts like it’s your fault.”

-Bassem Yusuf on an interview with Piers Morgan.
Israel by Kind Scholar October 22, 2023
When share something you have with someone then they demands all of it
-Someone asked to share my table at a coffee shop and then asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting???

=Sis just got Israel-ed
Israel-ed by Nina×Nile October 21, 2023

got Israeled 

When you ask someone to share something with you then
steal it and claim it as your property.
or
When someone begs to stay in your place and

tries to throw You away from your place claiming it as their own.
Someone asked to share my table at the coffee shop
then told me to leave cause he had a meeting. I think I
got Israeled.
got Israeled by Mishkatul Haque October 31, 2023
An Ismaeel is a good person and will always help a friend in need.They are loyal and will stick with their friends through thick and thin.They have a good taste in girls and when one tries to be ones boyfriend, they would be a great couple.An Ismaeel is a funny guy and is normally shyso if you befriend one, never try to loose him
wow, jow that's a real ismaeel
Ismaeel by itchy peel December 29, 2018
A girl who is very ambitious and incredibly artsy. If she wants something, she works hard for it and doesn't give up until she has reached that goal. She's one of the best students in class and all the teachers love her.

She is a great friend that you can always rely on when you need advice or help or when you simply worry too much. She'll make it all ok and provide the right mix of positivity and improvement.
A: Do you see that girl and how invested she's in what she's doing? She won't even look up.

B: I knooow, such an Isra!

Israeli carry 

a) The act of carrying a firearm with a loaded magazine inserted but no round in the chamber.

b) If using an open bolt design, the act of carrying a firearm with the bolt closed and a loaded magazine inserted.

Using this method, if the user wishes to fire the weapon, they must first actuate the slide/ charging handle.

This technique was made popular by the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF). The IDF used this technique to insure there pistols wouldn't go off after being dropped or hit. However, most modern pistols are designed to be drop safe, making Israeli carry for modern pistols obsolete.
Israeli carry is useful when carrying a firearm that has an open bolt design. To prevent failures it is imperative to keep the bolt closed. When the bolt is left open for extended periods of time, dust and other particles can accumulate causing the weapon to fail.
a) I always Israeli carry my Uzi to keep the dust from entering the chamber.

b) I always see him Israeli carrying his Glock, doesn't he know it's drop safe?