Hos before Homework 

Part of the collegiate trifecta of bros, hos, homework. In this instance, it refers to the preference that many males have for boning with their lady friends (aka hos) instead of doing their work. Also said when describing plans that will result in the act of copulation at the expense of getting an F.

"Hey dude, she called me up again. Yeah, I know I've got a problem set, but her tits were looking pretty juicy the other day. It's definitely a hos before homework situation."

Hos before Homework by Yosemitic January 13, 2010

hos long

When you have just covered up a murder and want to google something late at night.

Hos long to die in cold

hos long by elsaabka May 24, 2024

prose before hos

The choice of the written word over the lowliest ho.

Ray: I was going to go out with this skank last night, but I decided to stay in for a hot date with the Atlantic Monthly instead. I chose prose before hos.

prose before hos by alecb May 22, 2007

FEST HOS MANGE 

An internet meme from a Swedish song. Literally means ''Party at Mange''. Look it up in youtube.

Guy1: FEST HOS MANGE

Guy2: mange mange

FEST HOS MANGE by sushiway June 29, 2011

Nappy Headed Hos

A term radio-show host Don Imus used to described the Rutgers women's basketball team.

Man, those girls are rough. Dims some nappy headed hos.

Nappy Headed Hos by h.town April 19, 2007

trifelin ass hos 

girls who talk shit for no other reason than boredom. girls who like to start shit with other girls for no reason. girls who can't mind their own damn business.

My sister in laws keep talkin shit about me. Their nothing but a pair of trifelin ass hos.

trifelin ass hos by TattoodMom September 29, 2008

bros before hos

a phraise to remind a long time friend that friends should come before girlfriends ( or female friends). the phraise could be said with no intention of calling the female friend a ho, or it could be precisily what it ment.some think its jest an excuse for friends who are jelous of their friends girlfriend, but even with a girlfriend. Its allways cool to chill with your friends.

Friend 1- dude, you ready to go ridin.
Friend 2- no dude im hanging out with my girlfriend today.
friend 1- but we made these plans last week.
friend 2- i know dude but i need to get laid.
friend 1- ok whatever, but tommorow u and your girlfriend wanna chill uptown.
friend 2- no dude, she dosent like u, she thinks u r stalking her because u put her on your top 8 on and left her a picture comment.
friend 1- i was gest trying to be nice,i like this other girl at my school. why does she think every time i talk to her im trying to steal her from u.
friend 2- i dont know, lisen ill call you back when we are done hanging out. ok dude
friend 1- come on dude, bros before hos, that what you allways said when you were single.
friend 2- times change..... later dude
friend 1- later

And friend 2 never calls back

bros before hos by tony lopez July 20, 2008